cielo!

.....🤸‍♂️. ...🏌️‍♀️🪑...

[sabertoothwalrus]

he may have missed a lot of her childhood milestones, but he at least got to be there for some of them

[marinella-ela]

[todaysbird]

why did he have to be a raven…it could be tic tac crow…

[furryprovocateur]

appreciate what we have for once in your life you ungrateful cunt

[the-haiku-bot]

appreciate what

we have for once in your life

you ungrateful cunt

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[oppatobystyle]

I love posts that are like "heh those 10000 note posts will NEVER happen to ME" and then their mutual whos mutuals with big blogs reblogs it and it gets a million notes because all my friends are obscure ass bitches and none of my posts will ever break 26 notes max

[disappointed-by-lack-of-soup]

I'm disappointed by the lack of soup in this post.

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

I'm disappointed by the lack of Doofenshmirtz in this post

[ratdetectordetectordetectordet]

Rats are cool

[rat-detector-the-14th]

Rat detector detector detected :D

[moon-detector]

[charatt]

Maybe the moon was made of soup cooked by doofenshmirtz and a rat all along.

[creatures-in-posts]

[its-hai-time]

This feels like watching someone get beat into the ground with squeaky hammers.

[schlarklezyaoi]

we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor

[schlarklezyaoi]

my poor professor was SO confused that she asked them to repeat themselves and they went “you know, like, blank . . .” and kept just vaguely gesturing until she somehow connected the dots. i fucking hate art school

[schlarklezyaoi]

god i wish i was making the shit i witness at this place up. my life would be so much easier if i didn’t have to deal with my classmates seriously arguing about fandom discourse in the group project chat

[schlarklezyaoi]

the price you think you're paying by going to art school: tuition, supply costs, etc

the price you're actually paying by going to art school: having to put up with the most brain-rotting terminally online discourse imaginable in real life

[prince-of-the-moths-deactivated]

I had someone argue with me that it was problematic for me to have watched Frozen with my niece because I was encouraging her to become an emotionally abuse codependent sibling. I'm a senior and I've had someone else doing their senior thesis ask, genuinely, if she was problematic for doing her thesis on domestic abuse, because sometimes domestic abuse effects rich white women and they're privileged, so therefore her doing it on that is racism apologism. I've had to sit there and watch people say "unalive", "SA", "PDF file", and my favorite, "marital relations" (it only happened once but it's really funny) to professors who look at them in total despair.

Hamlet didn't unalive himself, he killed himself. Our Crime Prevention class is discussing sexual assault and pedophiles. The implication of this paper we're reading in Intro To Africana Studies is not about white settlers marrying and having gentle loving monogamous funtimes with slaves, it's about rape.

I genuinely do not see how I'm supposed to take the people around me seriously. How am I supposed to believe you have incredible insights into something you can't bring yourself to say? How am I supposed to look over your rough draft and not cross out the euphemisms and write grown-up words?

And I DO NOT go to art school! I go to Montana State! I'm in redneck country - remember when redneck meant tough enough to at least say words?! Not anymore!

[sew-birb]

Do you know how stupid I feel that I couldn't figure out that "PDF File" was supposed to be censorship slang for "paedophile"

[plaguedoctormemes]

I should chime in and say that if this sort of thing pisses you off you *need* to be vocal about it. Because, short term and short-sighted, this is just people being overly sensitive about plain language and carrying online habits to real life which is “cringe” and “annoying” or whatever.

But long term, this type of shit is what contributes to erasure and historic inaccuracy in the first place. And its the same mentality that allows people to think that censorship, thought policing and book-banning is okay.

Please don’t let corporations and social media companies’ affinity for ad revenue and web sanitation condition you into thinking that plain honesty, communication and reality is something that can be sugar-coated and dressed up into something easier to swallow. This shit is much more dangerous than you think. If you are talking to someone in real life and you catch them talking like this, you NEED to remind them, “Hey this isnt TikTok. You can say exactly what you mean. What are you afraid of?”

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im ready to get obsessed with someone or something again. And bartender make it unobtainable

[a-wandering-reisender]

Practice Day 2

Thanks also to @conazpi for allowing me to draw her oc, he was really fun to work on!

[bagel-bird-ainsor]

I don’t remember how I got this idea but Sissel Miku.

[the-haiku-bot]

I don’t remember

how I got this idea

but Sissel Miku.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[swagdinner]

don't listen to the haters haiku bot you got everything perfect

[the-haiku-bot]

don’t listen to the

haters haiku bot you got

everything perfect

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[inthefallofasparrow]

First five syllables, then seven, then five again. Haiku bot was right.

[the-haiku-bot]

First five syllables,

then seven, then five again.

Haiku bot was right.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ayeforscotland]

Lmao.

[mosertone]

Coal miner's child using a hole in the door to enter a bedroom with a smoking pipe in one hand and a gun in the other in Bertha Hill, West Virginia. Photo by Marion Post Wolcott. 1938

[lettersfrombeachhead]

[prophecyofgray]

they're fucking JAMMING. they're in a lil band and shit. ohhh my god. 🎺🪱 🎸🐬 fuck yeah

[the-haiku-bot]

they’re fucking JAMMING.

they’re in a lil band and shit.

ohhh my god. 🎺🪱 🎸🐬 fuck yeah

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[werewolfsister]

Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!

[gummybard]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

[dear-ao3]

[artbyalexis]

anthy himemiya from revolutionary girl utena as John Everett Millais’s Ophelia! please full screen….i’m begging you….i painted so many leaves

prints available here, and as always, follow me on twitter for more art!

[thegaymertrainer]

🐱 🐦

[pankendev]

call me a guy who just caught a fish that's too small and abides by the local fishing regulations on minimum size limit

[pankendev]

the way i throw it back.