It's so fun and cool and sexy to think about how major corporations would completely dissolve like sugar cubes in hot water if we just didn't go to work
Hoo boy was this a post or what
$LAYYYTER
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@condensedpiss
It's so fun and cool and sexy to think about how major corporations would completely dissolve like sugar cubes in hot water if we just didn't go to work
Hoo boy was this a post or what
They all need to go!
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
Cainceled
@haeresisdeas
translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
She's right and I'm scared
This implies a liquid form of bread
Bye
A cat sensing a presence outside his cave.
The dragon is a lot cuter than expected
Kill Mode deactivated.
Hot take: on a scale of nerd vs jock, LARPing is a more jockish activity then fantasy football.
LARPing: people going outside and being physically active, requires working as a team with people
Fantasy Football: poindexters on the computer, playing with stats
Incredible
depression
Me and the girls during quarantine, high on FaceTime, watching YouTube drama channels, and gossiping about celebrities
All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt for saying no.
read it again and again
Understand that this applies even to non-sexual situations. Women are more likely to be asked for favors from coworkers. Regular “can you file this for me” / “can you cover my shift” / “can you finish up this paperwork” workplace favors. Men are less likely to return those favors. Women are more likely to be seen as “difficult to work with” if they refuse to do favors when requested. Being viewed as ungenerous has negative social and professional consequences.
So yes, even gay men benefit. All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt, not just physically, but also socially and professionally, for saying no to anything at all.
Cannot not reblog
Dr Doofenschmirtz thinks he’s chaotic evil but he’s chaotic neutral or lawful evil at best
Random coronavirus tweets I liked. Add your faves!
Millennial “I hate my children” is the equivalent of Boomer “I hate my wife”.
The 4 to 6 year olds are fine. You’re the asshole.
meirl
I mean.
Cartoon design is based off of 70s/80s fashion
So, it’s not wrong.
It’s rather likely
I’d like to add dickey collars for consideration.
I can picture him having an entire drawer devoted to an assortment of these, right next to his drawer full of ascots.
May I present this image from Legend of the Vampire?
what is the FUCKING truth
He has multiple outfits that all look identical while having completely different construction
After years of claiming introversion as a personality trait and talking about how much you love being a snuggly widdle blanket in the rain with a cup of cocoa and a book, we’re finding out the internet is full of fake bitches who can’t go 24 hours without licking the floor in a crowded bar and then sneezing on a passing octogenarian with an oxygen tank.