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go out and raid area 51! get yourself a kind & loving alien S.O.!!!! there's an alien trapped in there who is waiting to fall in love with someone JUST! LIKE! YOU!!!!!
The end of this post sounds like one of those horny girls are looking for YOU ads and I can't
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Far From Home spoilers in post
If you're psychotic, on the schizo spectrum, or struggle w paranoia please be advised that spider man far from home is hella triggering
There are several scenes in which characters are in hyperrealistic simulations that they're unaware of, being tricked, having their loved ones and reality replaced with indistinguishable replicas, and a lot of other stuff along those lines. The whole movie has themes of illusions and reality control.
Reblog this if you can, your paranoid followers will thank you
Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.
Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.
Met a friend at the bus today
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?
Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider
I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.
As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.
Robert Downey Jr.’s eyes reblog if you agree
ngl one of the main reasons i ship romione is because hermione got a cat that is the cat version of ron
…you just blew my entire mind
BIG, GINGER, GRUMPY, AND A LITTLE VIOLENT who am i talking about ron or crookshanks you don’t know
My mind keeps also drawing comparisons between Ron the Consistently Underappreciated with his overachieving brothers, and Crookshanks who languished at the pet store watching the cuter kittens get adopted…
This also makes Ron’s dislike of Crookshanks pretty hilarious
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE CRUX OF MY CROOKSHANKS IS THE CAT VERSION OF RON PHILOSOPHY. Fucking of course he hates that cat because he is that cat and he is Ron fucking Weasley. If Ron Weasley had a double that double would be better than him and he’d hate him too.
And of course Hermione has a soft spot for the most disagreeable, underdog cat in the world.
Befrends a lonly black haired dog who had spent years neglected and locked away.
That addition hurts my fucking heart
if someone was pregnant during thanos’ snap and they died would their baby just like flop on the ground or is an unborn baby not considered its own person in this situation
If the baby is considered its own person, what happened if a baby dusted??? Where did the dust go? What happened when everyone came back in endgame? Is there gonna be some the umbrella academy shit?? Lots of SUDDENLY pregnant women?
steve’s ass:
scott lang:
*when Carol, Wanda, Valkyrie, Okoye, Pepper, Hope, Mantis, Shuri, Gamora, and Nebula surrounded Peter*
Peter: *softly* Wow. Look at my moms.
hey op? What the fuck. Like this isn’t even some random thing either this is what you hear when you’ve been driving for too long along a dark Nevada road and your headlights turn off. This is what you hear in the back of your head when you wake up in the desert with no memory of the previous night. What the fuck.
I need you all to know that I forgot that my phone was connected to my Bluetooth speaker so when I played this the sound came from behind me and on god I have never felt that much fear in my life
^Omfg
Who is this???
Wrong answers only
Bruce Wayne
The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun
John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana
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gays, lend me your strength
I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.
thank you so much.
lesbians, lend me your strength
I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before
I am forever in your debt.
aces, lend me your strength
I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.
I owe you my life.
transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength
i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them
I could never thank you enough.
bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength
I am eternally grateful.
now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength
You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.
I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.
now,
(yall really liked this post so 🧡)
Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”
My earphones:
I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates
Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.
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Here’s a few I’ve accumulated over the years
Ah, some gold!
Omfg, a goldmine
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