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[confusedparticle]

Hi! Please help me look for a fic! I know I saved it in my phone but I forgot the name @@

It's a time-travelling! Severus Snape with Snirius as the main pairing.

A bit more details about the book: Snape time-travels after the Sectumsempra incident in 6th year under Dumbledore's orders. He knows about all the horcruxes because Dumbledore told him before the trip. Back in time, Snape doesn't immediately work with Dumbledore until he gives him one of the horcruxes and asks for a reward to change his last name into Prince. After Hogwarts and getting his mastery earlier than in the original, Snape offers the Prince Manor that he inherited to Dumbledore for the OotP as headquarters.

For the Snirius part, their first shag was after a yule party where Snape gave them the location of the ROR to hold the party there. Remus and Sirius stayed in Hogwarts for the Christmas break. After one of their many shags months after their first one, Snape gets post-sex clarity that he's a 30+ year old man in a 17 year old body, shagging an actual 17 year old so he kinda breaks things off with Sirius. They get back together after Snape rescued Regulus from the locket debacle. (<- unsure about this one but this did happen) I think it's a Sub! Sirius Black. Idk if it's tagged or not.

[lovefrombegonia]

Ethan told him about how Chris behaved during RE Village time:

[klaart]

Ethan gives Leon a hand ✋

[itsmeaxumii]

they look pretty neat oh how i love them sm

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

snuggling in the sun...

[chilewithcarnage]

I'm sorry if this makes me a bad prison abolitionist but I do think that rapists and kid touchers should have their lives ruined, especially with this Epstein shit. Like I thought we agreed sexual violence was the one crime that is totally inexcusable. y'all act like sex offenders especially the white, upper middle class ones arent some of the most protected people in the world. They more often than not barely actually serve out a sentence thats if they even get sentenced at all.

[inthemoodforblastt]

As a criminal defense lawyer, whose work basically focuses on reducing sentences and helping prisoners reintegrate into society—and who doesn’t believe in punitive populism but in reintegration processes—I’ll say this: I never, ever defend clients with a history of sexual violence, sexual assault, and of course I do not defend pedophiles. I know they end up reoffending. The recidivism rates for this type of sexual offender are extremely high, the highest of all types of crime, by far. Social reintegration rates are very low precisely because they keep reoffending, and the reality is that most people convicted of sexual crimes aren’t even aware that what they did is wrong, because they believe they were doing what they had to do or that they had the right to do it.

I don’t defend sexual criminals—as a lawyer, I’m saying that openly—because I don’t believe sexual crime is redeemable. It isn’t redeemable, because there are two kinds of sexual crimes: either they are premeditated, in which case you consciously decided to sexually abuse someone, which to me is an antisocial trait; or you have impulses you can’t control. So, for me, if a psychiatrist determines that’s the case, then you’re a danger to society, you’re an uncontrollable animal. And if you’re an uncontrollable animal in a human body, then you’ll have to be kept in a cage, like uncontrollable animals.

Honestly, I’ll say it plainly: I support all methods of social reintegration for many types of criminals. The only criminals I have absolutely no empathy for are sexual offenders.

[missstrogen]

So, to recap, tumblr staff banned a transfem and banned every person (overwhelmingly transfems of course) that followed her.

Raize hell. Don't let them forget this

[missstrogen]

As far as i can count looks like 200 transfems were banned at once

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

childaborting hips

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

The things you do sometimes…

[mogamuncher]

The two best reasons to ship anything are:

1.Incredible, deep and detailed narrative themes. The parallels that seem to hit just right, the narrative foils that they can be to each other, the intricate dynamic that's both extremely complex and easily understood. The juxtaposition between something that's harsh and undoubtedly toxic, with the softer undertones, the parts where you read in-between the lines and find a mutual feeling of loneliness from both parts, their intrinsic understanding of each other comes from the mere fact that they're each others mirrored reflections and shadows. In the end both sides will be together forever, and you as an audience can clearly see their tragedy laid out before in a path that blurs pure anguish and tender romance

2.It would be so fucking funny

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Hey.

Yeah you- the person reading this. Stop scrolling for a second.

You’re going to be okay. You have to believe that. It might take a long time and who knows how much work, but you’re going to be okay.

You’re going to be okay.

You’re going to be okay.

[okkotsuwu]

I do not force xreaders to be blank slates. I do not leave hate comments if a xreader character behaves in a way I wouldn’t. I don’t demand part two’s. I let the writer take me on a journey and enjoy the fic as they intended as it is their labor of love. And if I don’t enjoy the fic? I EXIT THE FIC AND SAY NOTHING TO THE AUTHOR!!!

[spinanotrosula]

CRK Silent Salt Update Spoilers

All those theories about Silent Salt and Elder Faerie being the same person only for it to turn out to be incredibly doomed yaoi

[confusedparticle]

i can feel the eldersalt 'would you fall in love' animatic from miles away

[fronexus]

(nod krai archon quest spoilers below cut!!!!!!)

HEY SO WHAT THE FUCK. HELLO??? BRO GOT ME LIKE THIS:

I... IDK WHAT TO SAY.... GYATTDAMN. SLURPING SFX.

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[ano-po]

I TIME TRAVELED BACK IN TIME AS THE NAIVE GENERAL OF THE MAD KING DURING THE PHILIPPINE REVOLUTION

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"Punong Ministro! Narinig kong kayo's pinaalis ng gabinete ni Paterno!"

Apolinario was just preparing his things out of the office when the boastful young general—the one considered the loyal dog of the president— barges in. The fact that he finds his way in the middle of the night is surprising; but nothing more surprising than the fact that he's even talking to him, still calling him Prime Minister despite losing the title just today. "Oo, Heneral Del Pilar. Hinahanda ko lamang ang aking mga gamit."

"Sasama ako sa inyo!"

"Hah?!"

*****

A struggling student just wants to pass her history assignment, which is a comprehensive review on the historical movie Goyong: Ang Batang Heneral. Maddened by the choices of the main characters, especially Emilio Aguinaldo and the MC himself, she choked on an ensaymada and died.

She woke up as the young general she hated the most: General Gregorio Del Pilar. Still thinking everything is a dream, she did the decisions that Goyong should have done right, changing the course of history. The first decision she made was following the ousted Prime Minister Mabini instead of the President Aguinaldo.

But wait??? What is this? Why is the President always sneaking into our base? Why does he always want to talk to our Prime Minister despite being banished by his damned cabinet? Why do they always talk behind closed doors? Why is the President always stealing glances like that? Is there... is there something more between them? Are those delusional girls on tumblr correct?

Other than being loyal to the flag of the Philippines, she, in the body of the young general, decided to be loyal to the flag of Mabinaldo. She will save her country from the Americans by playing matchmaker.

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Alternative Plot:

There was absolutely no gayness going on between the two men, much to the disappointment of the Filipino historians, but Goyong decided that there should be. He puts them in scenarios to make them fall inlove and save the country together.

[awawage]

Manager!Reader w/ Saja Boys

I just wrote this on a whim, so there were probably grammar and spelling mistakes.

Saja Boys manager!reader, but they also have their own fans.

There are multiple clips online of you taking care of the boys.

Either you helping Abby clip his shirt or running to catch a button from hitting a fan. Or you standing in front of mystery when the wind is too strong and his bangs move to the side about to expose his beautiful bbg face.

Even during a fansign, when Baby drops a pen and is about to pick it up, you put your hand on the end of the table so he doesn’t bump his head.

There are also paparazzi clips of Romance testing his flirting skills on you while you just look at him nonchalantly, clearly done with his behavior. And then there are videos of you adjusting Jinu’s hair during a fan sign, with him clearly comfortable with your touch, letting it happen like it’s the most casual thing in the world.

Yeah, the Pride freaking loves you, so much that you have your own fans. When they see you escorting the Saja Boys, expect to hear things like:

“Manager-nim, please take care of the boys well, but also yourself!”

“Manager-nim, we love you!!”

“Manager-nim, please sign my shirt, I’m looking for a partner like you!”

Hell some fans even printed out your pics for you to sign them, that was a surprise to you.

There's even edits going around of just you helping the boys or shit editing of you with each member, sometimes even all of them.

You were flabbergasted at first but quickly got used to it, the Saja Boys never seemed to mind though.

In fact, they started to openly interact with you more in front of the fans.

When you button up Abby’s shirt, he'd hold your hand to stop you for a moment before kissing it. That made the fans squeal, but you quickly pulled your hand back and hit him on the head.

Or when you'd give a speech at a fan meet to thank the Pride for all their love and support, and Jinu slowly gets closer to you without you noticing. Before you know it, he’s already holding your shoulder in place, his head resting in the crook of your neck, smiling at the fans like the golden boy he is. He takes over your speech as you scowl at his actions.

Overall this whole thing was totally not in Jinu’s or your plan for the fandom .

You didn’t really mind fan interaction is good for the group’s popularity.

But the group?

Even though they play into it, they definitely don't like it when fans are getting close to you. Your attention shouldn’t be divided between them and the fans.

You should only focus on them.