confusedpimp

21 yr old Australian shitposting. all my favourite works go to @/fictagsys 😊

[kosmogrl]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[therinly]

Finished a new piece. I think it speaks to my state of mind. Notice the fine details. :)

[iheartallthethings]

[id: cross-stitch of large block letter words "THIS IS FINE", made entirely of tiny repeating cross-stitched " FUCK"s. End I'd]

[catcrumb]

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[crueclown22]

months later and i'm still not over chan's blonde and red ceremony hair. waugh

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic

[eizagonzalezs]

HUGE FILM MEME: ♡ [10/∞] ♢ Matilda (1996)

You were born into a family that doesn't always appreciate you. but one day things are going to be very different.

[ravmycupine]

The more things change, the more things stay the same....

[writingdose]

“I want to write a fic about this but I don’t think anybody will be interested in it” ummm hello excuse me ma’am what do you mean you don’t think anybody will be interested in it??? YOU. YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IT???? write it because YOU are interested in it and YOU want to write about it. fanfic writing should always be first and foremost about YOUR enjoyment, not other people’s.

[ceilidho]

I really desperately want to write an anxious avoidant reader like desperately yearning and craving and wanting romance so bad and like ACHING to see the object of her affection at their regularly synced coffee run and literally leaves with her day ruined when he isn’t there, but the second Gaz says “I want you so bad” to her she’s like wait wait wait this wasn’t supposed to happen I was supposed to pine in agony until I died wait -

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

On the way to Erid shenanigans.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

everybody say thank you ao3

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[darkestbrook]

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it