phone in bed

23 texan

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[connoisseurr]

[connoisseurr]

it’s 8am and you work at the library. imagine you look over at your new coworkers desk and he’s just watching eminem’s Lose Yourself music video on his phone

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[cilantrhoes]

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[argumate]

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

[grokamato]

one bad day away from becoming one of those guys who sells everything and buys a sailboat and commits to the jimmy buffet lifestyle is seen only when he docks for supplies man

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bearcatcatbear]

Today is the only day you can summon the energy to reblog this.

[thedaygoesupinflames]

oh wait i forget if we ever shared this one out with the class in its own post

[connoisseurr]

my friend somehow left my apartment in a worse state than when i left it. which is impressive considering how messy it already was

[contemptible-scoundrel]

🐖EMPATHYPIG LIKED YOUR POST♥️

>I don't see the point in living anymore

🐖EMPATHYPIG REPLIED TO YOUR POST 💬

>I know things are difficult right now, but you need to hold on. I care about you.

[connoisseurr]

when can we start sexualizing drew gooden

[connoisseurr]

*doing a bit*

“oh sir you are on the spectrum”

[dogpuppy]

[godkissedme]

High in the kitchen doing bullshit

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]