Yeah, I'm CRABBY!

|Ezra|INTJ| Your new favorite android fucker. I love Connor, but other things as well I guess.

[futuremoji]

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

[captainhoyw]

[beezlabud]

bro....sit on my lap and watch me play stardew. bro it's chilly outside, get under the blanket with me. bro what if we drifted off to sleep like this.....bro you're so warm......bro i feel so safe rn

[van-damn-linde]

lana del rey + RDR2 = wig snatched

[mwg-drwg]

I’m Jared, 19, and I never fuckin learned how to stay faithful to my wife

[ladywolfsmal]

♡ ♡

[kahguyaht]

*unwraps my copy of da4* hell yeah! i’m so excited for this. oh wait i have to go take care of something first *blocks everyone in the dragon age tag*

[sunlian]

[hindia]

if she’s your girl why’s she standing in a red jumpsuit holding scissors in MY driveway

[yeehawlw]

*gets down on one knee* wehaw are meant to behaw, partner

[jiabaoyuu]

me, sobbing profusely and nodding: y,,,yeehaw,,

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[51don]

I hate texting. Come live with me.

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Sorry if you hear cowboy noises coming from my room I’m practicing being a cowboy

[terrible-resident-evil-edits]

OPEN RP

What the fuck. This isn’t Raccoon City

[acidashido]

dnd chart based on how people generally put glue on paper

[f0lx]

you can only reblog this once

[kaleighfratkins]

exactly what you’d expect

[bad1dimagines]

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

[sakodumb]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

IMAGINE

[thebootydiaries]

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart