Phan and stuff

Hi! I'm 19, my name is Connor! I don't mind what pronouns you use for me, I love Dan and Phil, I also write, feel free to send me prompts/ideas.

[prehistoricmancunt]

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

[skybars]

[gmmtheev]

i’m yELLING

[awrfhi]

:/

[danhowellgifs]

sparkly

[smutlikeus]

girls guiding your hand to touch them is the hottest thing ever

[dansnotnfire]

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

i love pictures of small animals sitting on really big cushions

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

exhibits

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

[thepyts42]

Let me tell y'all something. So I live on a farm and we have a livestock protection dog. His name is Logan and he is absolutely huge. At least 3 ft tall, 130 lbs, and he is my precious baby. Who doesn’t love a dog that takes minimal effort to pet? Just reach down and bam, his head is right at your waist.

Anyways.

He sleeps on the concrete porch pretty often, and I felt bad for him, so I decide I’m going to sew him a bed. I learned to sew and I made a pillow and a patchwork case with a zipper from scratch! And this is a huge bed, it’s five ft long. I can comfortably lay on it. It took me about a month to make this thing.

And he sleeps 3 ft away from it. On the concrete.

At least Pepperpotts appreciates my hard work.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[wytrykusarchives]

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

[spootywabbit]

I love it when you can pick up an animator’s quirks. 

[kaseylgifford]

     I’ve read in old interviews with Milt Khal’s fellow animators that he did the swaggle to purposefully show off. Moving the head in 3-d space is an exceptionally hard thing to do but Khal upped the level of difficulty to a place many animators wouldn’t go.      Not only are they all doing the swaggle you’ll notice they are all TALKING while they are doing it. This is back in the days where you had to use a timing sheet to pace your animation and a head swaggle doesn’t work if its too slow or too fast so he had to figure out the right speed so it looked natural while the character finishes what they have to say while not interfering with the distinct mouth shapes.       Not only did Khal do it without any shifting weight problems or timing issues he would often do it while moving the rest of the body. This isn’t his signature move just because he was good at it.This is his signature move because he was one of the only people skilled enough to DO IT AT ALL.

Milt Khal was a MASTER.

[did-you-know]

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

[zahnegott]

fuck this is b a d

[postingmachine9000]

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

[gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat]

The what?

[postingmachine9000]

[drinkpisspissblood]

[stinkibabi]

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

[urulokid]

how do you delete someone elses post

[autoharpo-deactivated20221011]

I am in tears

[notlostonanadventure]

Joe what the fuck did you make me read

[hurleyquinnzel]

This gotta be fake

[hurleyquinnzel]

They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty important to the plot too did jk just forget about that? The bathroom where myrtle lives (she literally dives into a toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim there’s no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel entitled to compensation

[thebibliosphere]

I got to “vanish me poopum” and lost my mind. I’ve been cry laughing for about five minutes.

[berenshand]

some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:

- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end - the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean - the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version - the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other - the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood - the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic - the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’ - the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay - the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’ - the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea - the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right. - the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) - the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’ - the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO

[bpdgoner]

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later:

[skinnykookies]

Why is this so funny

[momsjeans]

[capcevans81]

Reblog because….

[demonetisation]

phil when dan walks around the flat almost naked:

[philester]

lmaooo im just imagining dan making toast at like 5 in the morning in his underwear 

[themostfuniveverhad]