The Big Fancy Fishcat

I will flood your dash, every morning, on the dot.

[irl-loading-screens]

[piranes11]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y

23/26

[fgrobichiko]

🔤 alphabetcompletionists

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y

23/27

[alphabetcompletionist]

oh you can't do this to me too

[gemsandjunk]

The Onion continues to never miss

[whitepeopletwitter]

[2560x1440]

Recent favorites

[chillyfeetsteak]

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

[chillyfeetsteak]

HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE

squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED

[chillyfeetsteak]

i wanted to provide another update because there has been more activity at the nut bar

a few weeks ago i sculpted a new patron:

and put him in the bar. the next day he was gone. a couple weeks later he reappeared painted... but with ANOTHER new guest: a 3D printed squirrel based on the first one i sculpted (with a bottle!)

:)

[depsidase]

[milfsisyphus]

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

[vaspider]

"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

[vexwerewolf]

[meowmachine-56]

garf :3 💜💙

[samasaur]

the full strip

[jimmmachintosh]

That makes it WORSE

[b0ggyb1tch]

I'm gonna go back in time and instead of stopping 9/11 I'm gonna make sure this comic was printed on 9/11 instead of 9/10.

[jessilynallendilla]

why does Jon look happy in the third panel

[chillyfeetsteak]

been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

[onlytiktoks]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Language is universal

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Finnish trains have a different diet

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Little-known fact: although most people believe trains to be herbivores, they are actually opportunistic omnivores and will consume meat should it be made readily available.

[kirkendauhl-v2]

Peer reviewed

[sisterreisaid]

I see Finland has solved the trolley problem

[vampirejuno]

Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined

[tt-squid]

i made a list while i was hiking apparently