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make--it--gayer

gyaradont

sunfortune

theyre right

catinfroghat

For fight club the fan base are like “this cult is good because it lets you reclaim your masculinity” whereas for midsommar they’re like “this cult is good because it’s about women supporting women”

pvrrhadve

yike, the greek goddess of passive distress and mild horror

chongoblog

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

chongoblog

fwizard

peachywise

the internet is so cursed, when people look back on the history of covid-19 it's going to look so different from the history of the plague because we will have left a trace of quarantine playlists all featuring toxic by brittany spears

justsandnow

That is why Toxic becomes an ancient earth ballad.

elysean

I can’t believe Doctor Who predicted this in 2005.

programmerhumour

Phases of software development

programmerhumour

what’s consuming all of the RAM?

snufkind

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

friendraichu

h-hot dog water?

jimhensonreject

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

crystalistrappedintheinternet

midnight-spectrum-again

the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days

edwardfucks

like I'm barely gen z but these teenagers are on a totally different level of unhinged funny I've seen their tik toks. the Cullens literally don't stand a chance they're just gonna have to settle one day for a small school where everyone acknowledges that those are the vampire kids. and they all agree to just not tell anyone like the crowd in the Hannah Montana movie.

edwardfucks

Edward Cullen getting bullied by gen Z'ers in the hallways being called "sucker" because he rambled on for 30 minutes in history class about world war one until someone snapped said "ok we get it Nosferatu you were there and fucked Ferdinand himself"