Jamie

20, all pronouns, non binary, would rather shit in my hands and clap than use ai

[sandmandaddy69]

[rawme-price]

Ghost genuinely doesn't understand why you would want to lose weight.

He tells you as much when you comment about starting a diet, brow furrowed under the mask "yer a civilian, love. No reason to torture yerself."

You try to explain that it's for your looks, that you noticed how your upper arms sag and your gut is always sticking out over jeans when you sit. To which ghost grunts "...jerk off to the thought o' you and yer body everyday. If it helps."

Which...he does, actually. Ghost isn't dressing up his words to make you feel nice, he simply can't get enough of your plush body. Practically begs you for photos all the time, not just nudes but silly ones of your outfits or selfies on a day out. He's so horribly in love he jerks off to the half–asleep barely illuminated selfies you take when you wake up in the middle of the night.

Had you better stamina, you're sure your boyfriend would keep you bent over near constantly if the mess between your thighs from his midnight desire is anything to go by.

Any thoughts of cutting calories or opting for a salad are always dashed when ghosts groggy "mornin' lovie...." is accompanied by two large hands kneading the fat of your chest and sides.

Ghost loves his fat partner, and he makes sure you know it.

He...also might need to he held back from pulling a knife when someone makes a snide comment.

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[phantomrose96]

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

[phantomrose96]

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

[phantomrose96]

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

[json-derulo]

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[angelbabymikaa]

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

[somfxx]

God bless fat pussy

[tall]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[ozempicofficial]

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[onethousandrbirds]

happy anniversary 

[omni-rhombus]

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

[etherealviolets77]

When I’m laying on my stomach, scrolling on my phone and my butch gf comes up behind me and lifts up my skirt and pulls down my panties and starts fucking me or starts eating me out from behind… MY GODDDD

[ceilidho]

soap breaking his leg, getting rly into tomodachi life while he’s recovering, and screaming crying throwing up when his mii reader falls in love with mii ghost instead of mii him

[pr3ttypunisherr]

femme who won’t touch herself anymore, always wants me instead. “your fingers feel different. better.” guiding my hand to rub her clit the way she likes. “like this?” circling slowly. “yes, oh my god yes. right there, keep doing that.” watching her fall apart from something so simple just because it’s my touch

[heartattackinblackdye]

bites bites bites bjtes wait no im sorry come back i wont do it again bites bites bites bites