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@zaphic ‘s trek side blog 🖖 currently watching: ds9

[highfemmespock]

stop what you're doing and look at cunty pink raktajino mug

[highfemmespock]

have you looked at cunty pink raktajino mug today?

[garaks-padded-bra]

Ds9 s7 rewrite where the dax symbiont doesnt show signs of dying after being removed from jadzia so they just keep the worm around as a pet. Julian walks around with it in a satchel and feeds it silk cut purple 100s. When sisko is unavailable it still captains the defiant btw. Sits on the captains chair and everything. SOPPING wet

[garaks-padded-bra]

[ruleofacquisition420]

@garaks-padded-cell

[avontarrant]

[aphrostiel]

spock³

inspired by this new favorite picture of mine

[hamkittens]

my favorite genre of star trek photo: character(s) on an accidental pride flag background that really resonates with them

my collection grows

if anyone has any more please send em

[annarcana]

[theleonardnimoymemoriallibrary]

In honor of Star Trek and World Dracula Day, phrases from Dracula as Star Trek episode titles:

[cheaphalloweencostume]

anyway do you think Data TNG has figured out jacking off

[anarchautistic]

There's literally no question about it in my mind. He fucks in the first episode and is obsessed with quirky human behaviors. He'd be jerking off on a regular schedule to a wide selection of porn in order to understand what it truly means to be horny as humans are

[anarchautistic]

It would be weird though. It would be like when he was trying to figure out jokes and laughing. He doesn't quite get it but he's trying his best

[cheaphalloweencostume]

much to consider. thank you.

[prussiamanj-deactivated20140713]

The problem with jokes and laughing is there's no step by step video tutorial that can explain how to do it without making it sound uncanny. Jacking off, however, has many step by step tutorials on the same website he sources the wide selection of porn from. Learning about how to do it without harming himself and having to go to the medbay with an appropriate explanation, however, is a different matter entirely and he would not wish to discuss that.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Data finding out about JOI videos and being like oh thank goodness. helpful

[zdr-77]

The polycycle is complete

Bonus of her in the voyage home outfit. I wanted an excuse to draw flared jeans..

[foone]

Josh Mayfield (bean525.bsky.social) has made a Star Trek title screen generator, and trek tumblr needs to know about this. Currently does TOS, TAS, TNG, DS9, and VOY.

[aphrostiel]

[sludgebitch]

imagine dying for nothing and your memorial is just you standing on the ghost plinth in windows xp forever

[aphrostiel]

what's your next move? ♟️

[firstofficerkittycat]

what if u dropped acid with a sentient space probe in ur 40s and god was like hey instead of purging all emotion have u considered just kissing a man

[defconprime]

Humor!

[transhuman-priestess]

Future Star Trek writers should be required to swear a blood oath to just forget section 31 and never mention it again. putting that up on the shelf, you had your fun. back to utopia time.

[transhuman-priestess]

[washlore]

data: i have no emotions

data, later: hello, geordi. i have created a portrait of us as terran cats. this artistic technique is known as pointillism. it became popular during the late nineteenth century. i selected an american bobtail to represent you, and an oriental shorthair to represent myself. after researching feline behavioral characteristics and common humanoid-to-animal artistic associations, i concluded these were the most statistically appropriate choices. of course, it is not possible to determine which cat breeds we would actually resemble unless we experienced a transporter malfunction or a similar form of energy fluctuation leading to an unexpected physical transformation. i also adjusted the composition to accommodate your VISOR’s perceptual processing. you have previously informed me that faint details tend to blend into surrounding imagery. because of this, i used a high level of contrast to better define the silhouettes. the cats' whiskers and ocular details were rendered in pure white to improve clarity. i additionally incorporated bright violets, cyans, and saturated blues to the main color palette of the piece, as these wavelengths appeared more distinguishable within your visual spectrum. what do you think, geordi?