[neenarchive]

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

[ruinedchildhood]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

[parkchanwoohoo]

[officersnickers]

[pancakeke]

wii ball you say...

[zxid]

[doggirlhen]

they should make shopping for cables easier i think. there should be a service where you pick the ends, you pick the length of cable, you pick the like. color and texture of the cable (shitty plastic, nicely woven, bare metal, whatever) and then they make it and ship it to you for a reasonable fee

[doggirlhen]

they should also invent an IPAD that can JERK YOU OFF

[cornerfolks]

i have good news. for you

[cornerfolks]

Western Australia is seeing the return of western quolls to the wild after disappearing from the state over 100 years ago.

[hotvampireadjacent]

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

[bisexualwario]

[hedgehog-moss]

I was making chitchat with the woman who works at the plant nursery and I mentioned that two baby trees I bought the other day aren't doing too well, their leaves are yellowing, maybe I'm watering them too much? what could be behind this phenomenon? and she looked like she was trying to find a gentle way to phrase it but then gave up and just said plainly, "Autumn."

another social interaction that will come back to haunt me at 3am five years from now

[fairycosmos]

i can't believe i still use tumblr in 2023 i feel like an old guy who stubbornly refuses to get a mobile cuz house phones work perfectly fine. and he's right

[writing-prompt-s]

Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

[wygolvillage]

how to fight skeleton (urgent) - 12:08 am

skeleton chasing me - 12:06 am

where to hide fromskeleton - 12:02 am

scary skeleton in my house - 11:54 pm

are skeletons fast - 11:51 pm

how fast is a skeleton - 11:50 pm

are skeletons deadly - 11:46 pm

skeleton in house - 11:42 pm

bones rattling in house at night - 11:40 pm

weird clicking noise in house at night - 11:37 pm

gay porn - 11:02 pm

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

getting older for me has just been realizing how important it is to check the weather forecast ever day

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

rain from 4 to 8 today? gotta make sure i tell every person i see

[winslowat3am]

Pokémon have gotten loose on Tumblr again!

[larvitarr]

im on it

[huffylemon]

???

[trapny]

She absolutely thought that was gonna be some kind of sick fucking burn but it was not

[huffylemon]

Happy Halloween

[spookyskeletonblog]

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[arinthehunter]