E404's Muy Buenas Thingies

ϟ jordan | 26 | pisces | ENFPϟ Overwatch 2 enjoyerϟ DID system! 🌺🗡️👓⚰️💨🗝️🌀🐇

[luxwing]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

[luxwing]

[crackedpolishedblackstonebrick]

posts funnier with timestamps on

[tall]

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[ambromancy]

Happy 413, nerds

[rottenappl3zz]

Happy 4/13!!! ^U^

[the-daily-felt]

Day 496

(happy 413!)

[lambhoof-deactivated20150613]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

🎹🎂20 YEARS OF NEIL🎂🎹

[plumbewb]

hear me out…

[punkrock-bottom]

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

[lazydelusions]

[peachdoxie]

[kingscrown666]

I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive

Deep voice, big muscles, Tall

Like. What am i missing here?

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

honey he has a fish for a head

[kingscrown666]

So what, all of a sudden mermaids aren't hot?

[isitanormiepick]

Is Captain Gantu (Lilo & Stitch, 2002) a "Normie" Hear-Me-Out Pick?

absolutely that is a conventionally attractive alien

no he has a fish for a head

Voting ended onFeb 26

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

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[punksalmon]

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

[currymaker]

i love seeing tendons move under my skin and being reminded im an awesome meat puppet #mypuppet

[bootpoot]

i saw the tv glow

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 312

i have been rotating them in my brain i think their dynamic would be so funny

i was trying to think about how aradia would integrate w the human social circle and i cant help but conclude everyone would instantly love her because she is like the capybara of sburb

except these two! june for very petty surface level reasons (ie bad first impression and poor listening comprehension) and vriska for. a great number of much more complicated reasons.

but mostly i just love to see june be a shitty little hater i think her skills in haterology are underappreciated

i also think one-sided friendships are very funny. june is just becoming increasingly paranoid that her friends are gaslighting her about the spookiness factor of this weird new troll and meanwhile aradia's just like oh yay its june :)

[ninebaalart]

Aquaplant Nintendo 64 Controller

lazy river vibes with axolotls

[babyblankyerror]