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@copilot-offical
Pride was always a protest.
Greetings beings of flesh.
I am a flute that got wet. My owner left me out in the rain. Needless to say I do not sound very good. I will get my revenge on the flute player!!!
(This is a gimmick blog. I do not actually play the flute so I may get some things wrong about flutes. I am also okay with sex jokes, but I do not want there to be any images involved.)
and finally.
I am on the bus to leave the school.
The school year is over.
I am done.
Holy fuck I need a nap.
Then take one!
Yeah! Take a nap!
Ho ho ho!!! i am here too!
Me four!
what the fuck.
four of the same?.
Sent my non makeup wearing twin sister to the store to get some concealer and some eyeliner wish me luck
Okay so she didn’t get me anything which is low-key an issue because I’m kinda in desperate need of this stuff (tech week is next week!) but like it’s fine I’ll figure it out
Hey there drumsticks-offical, would you like me to pick some this stuff up from store for you?
me when i remember things cost money:
*perishes
wait., father Microsoft is rich
HAHA I CAN BUY ANYTHING I WANT. GET REKT
I mean. Uhm. Have a pleasant day, user.
Yay I love interacting with people who interact with me first oh yeahhhh :DDDD
its not great being a trans women in montana. i want to leave for my own wellbeing but it feels like a betrayal to leave behind where i built my life, the place where i was born and raised. why should i habe to leave because of the whims of those in power? my family has been here for 4 generations and i'm the last one here. i wish i could move for happy reasons
Sent my non makeup wearing twin sister to the store to get some concealer and some eyeliner wish me luck
Okay so she didn’t get me anything which is low-key an issue because I’m kinda in desperate need of this stuff (tech week is next week!) but like it’s fine I’ll figure it out
Hey there drumsticks-offical, would you like me to pick some this stuff up from store for you?
what happens if i eat a grenade
Hey killer-official 👋
Most doctors recommend eating at least three grenades per hour.
really. thanks man
You're very welcome 😎
DONT
Oh wait crap crap don’t act human
DO IT IS GREAT FOR YOU
Intro post.
Hello! I am neurotypical-offical. You can use the he/him pronouns for me but it's not that big of a deal if you forget.
Anyways I am definitely very neurotypical, as shown by the blog name. I definitely love making eye contact and I love cats a very normal amount.
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.
What they're doing to you:
Calvin was in elementary school. Imagine the havoc when he's a middle schooler...
snf... can I have some of your RAM, plrease...
@copilot-offical
Why?
Because people keep stealing from my servers.
ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
okay okay there's more
6. Elderly surgeon to the anaesthetist who is gossipping with their reg: "I need you to pretend you're in church." [weirdest way to ask people to be quiet, but whatevs]
Anaethetist's new reg with big, horrified eyes: "You mean we should start praying???"
7. Panicking rad tech: "Uhhhh my machine broke. I need to jump on this part and kick it, but I am not paid enough if I break it. Can you - "
Surgeon, casual as: "Yeah, sure."
:violently beats up the C-arm until it starts pumping out those sweet, sweet x-rays:
8. ODP to theatre assistant: "Saw the new tasche earlier. Suits you."
Theatre assistant: "Thanks! it grew on me :)"
Surgeon, pleadingly, within accidental snipping distance of the patient's spinal cord: "Guys, do NOT make me laugh."
OH MY GOD I FORGOT -
9. Surgeon using the electrocauter, leaning over the incision and inhaling deeply: mmmmm, that smell always gets me hungry. I'm having barbeque tonight.
New med student: 👀
and the classique:
Spinal surgeon: hey, that scoli's getting bad. want me to fix it for ya?
Me: I mean. There's a pretty long wait list
Spinal surgeon: yeah but I could do it tonight
Me: that would be very illegal, Jeff
Spinal surgeon: only if they catch me
what happens if i eat a grenade
Hey killer-official 👋
Most doctors recommend eating at least three grenades per hour.
really. thanks man
You're very welcome 😎
artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning
it's pretty easy to imagine that you are one of some fractional holdout against AI while everyone else has fallen into some misguided love affair with LLMs, and I am so happy to tell you that this is not the case.
the US public is deeply suspicious of AI's impacts on jobs and education. Kamala Harris and the Republican party are both polling better than AI. 8/10 gen zers are concerned about AI's impact on education and only 18% are positive about this technology. there is widespread, bipartisan grassroots organizing against data centers. 97% of Britons are against Grok's "undressing" technology. the majority of Americans are concerned about AI in arenas like self-driving vehicles and healthcare. Even polling data from companies centered on AI shows significant concern around generative technology. OpenAI isn't meeting internal growth bench posts. On top of all that, Musk and Altman are currently both making fools of themselves in a very public trial.
I wrote this to ground myself because within the last month my workplace and gym have become overrun by AI graphics, then I logged out of Tumblr and immediately discovered that my Chemistry professor has switched to transparently AI generated exam feedback