Technically a person

but only when your not thinking about it

[inhumanbeing]

nobody ever wants to do numbers on tumblr but sometimes you can just tell by the vibes that its gonna happen

[satan-offical]

*trying so desperately hard to be funny* and uum... something about trout , amiright 😅😆!!*is milking the joke*

[inhumanbeing]

More like milking the trout, am I right

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[inhumanbeing]

My name is Sam, and whenever people talk about Salmon, I pipe into the conversation and say "what am I in?"

[inhumanbeing]

A rattlesnake nest but their tails are all different novelty noisemakers (clappy hand, spinning clacker, groan tube, etc.)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

hello! i am crumb cat!

socials

twitter youtube twitch

[satan-offical]

You are what @pukicho is if he posted more

Yeah but does he increase the trout population? Exactly, we are completely different

[inkanddragons]

And Puki is cool, where as satan… well she fucks trout

[satan-offical]

Cool people can fuck fish

[inkanddragons]

someone make it a quote screen

[satan-offical]

God no

[casuallilith]

[satan-offical]

Great

[inhumanbeing]

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you:

[inhumanbeing]

Calvin was in elementary school. Imagine the havoc when he's a middle schooler...

[inhumanbeing]

I think haiku bot sometimes finds posts on purpose that mention their name

[the-haiku-bot]

I think haiku bot

sometimes finds posts on purpose

that mention their name

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[inhumanbeing]

holy shit it worked

[inhumanbeing]

I think haiku bot sometimes finds posts on purpose that mention their name

[pixigirl]

Change a single letter and change the word game

I decided this would be fun. So reblog with a new word and see how long we can make it.

The starting word is…

Lady

[inhumanbeing]

Call

[thelunar27]

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream but with 60 clones of the same guy

I've been loving the hell out of Living the Dream and I've always had one Mii who I absolutely adore. If you've ever seen my account, you know who I'm talking about considering I draw him all the time; Quit!!!!

^ here he is on my main island. So I decided I wanted to run an experiment: I would make an alt save with 60 of the same Mii. Every single Mii will be a clone of our beloved Quit (seen above) with the exact same personality, voice, face, dating preferences (all Quits can date all 3 gender options), everything. The only difference is that 20 of them are male, 20 are female, and 20 are nonbinary (because I'm curious on if Mii gender impacts how a Mii forms friends). It was a lengthy process making 60 of the exact same Mii, but finally...

Welcome to Quitland. My general rule for this save file is that I must interfere as little as possible with the Quits lives. I'll only give them food, new clothing, treasures, or new housing if they directly ask me for it. I can't force any relationships either (barring the tutorial which forces you to do so). I want to see how these 60 clones all grow and adapt, and how they will eventually differentiate themselves. I had put all 60 Quits in at midnight so right after doing so I decided to head to bed. I then proceeded to spend the chunk of my morning doing quite possibly the stupidest thing ever:

Creating a giant pixelated Quit to put on the ground. From there I learned about something kind of interesting. Turns out when you create 60 Miis all at once, with all of them having no little quirks, friends, or really anything to define their AI past their basic personality, they become... ...kind of stupid. Here are some examples of small groups of Quit randomly choosing to follow one "leader" Quit for no reason. They REALLY enjoy doing this. Its not uncommon for small packs of Quit (usually containing 2-6 members) to just stalk another Quit for extended periods of time. I believe they are developing pack-hunting strategies. This scares me.

They also enjoyed talking. A lot. My entire island is just constantly full of random Quit chatter 24/7.

I'll admit though it is very rewarding just seeing all of them standing about, doing weird Quit things. I feel like a proud father of 60 single-celled organisms.

Also I got quite possibly the funniest Tomodachi Life clip I've ever seen:

There ain't a single brain cell between any of them. Honestly it was really fun just watching them frolic about, like an ant farm made entirely up of brainless homunculus.

In terms of actual development between the Quits, some of them became acquaintances and a few even became friends, but the REAL development was between Quit 1 (known as Original Quit) and Quit 3:

Quit 3 started crushing on Original, and just a few minutes after that Quit 3 surprised me by deciding to just up and confess to Original. This was pretty shocking...so far, every other Quit has been fairly reserved in making relationships. While plenty of them became "like-minded" (not surprising considering they all have the same mind), few were brave enough to become friends, let alone lovers. Perhaps Quit 3 is some kind of deviant Quit???

Well lucky for Quit 3, their boldness ended up paying off...and Quitland got its first couple!

I wonder how long it'll last... Besides that, only one other romantic event happened. Which was Quit 48 developing a crush on Quit 28. (I know it's hard to tell that this Quit is different from the Quit above...but trust me, its a different guy.)

...could this be considered an example of egomania...? I mean they look identical...

And that was about everything interesting that happened on day 1 of my little experiment. I might post more if anyone has any interest in the Quit ant farm. This is a little different from what I usually post so hopefully the people who follow me just for the art don't mind a bit of a change lol. To end off, here's some group pictures after I finally unlocked the photo mode:

Personally I'm a really big fan of chicken Quit right now.

[is-this-post-edible]

This post is… EDIBLE?

[inhumanbeing]

Smurfs

[inhumanbeing]

[purple-morphsuit-guy-offical]

do you guys remember the days when you’d ask me questions? i do. i miss those days

[nurse-offical]

this is very mature content

[purple-morphsuit-guy-offical]

did it markcthe picture as mature content again omfg

[nurse-offical]

”mature content” and it’s just a grape

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

"Mature content" my ass

[nurse-offical]

IVE SEEN U BEFORE

[blue-morphsuit-guy-offical]

Purple how dare you be so mature >:[

I can't even look at you I'm so offended!

[nurse-offical]

u have absolutely no ass my friend

[snail-offical]

Why are there ominous clown noises happening around me

[inhumanbeing]

The only common denominator of the clown noises is you

[inhumanbeing]

Y'all, Switzerland is mad at him.

fucking Neutral Ass SWITZERLAND

LAND OF THE MAYBE HOME OF THE BLAND SWITZERLAND, SAYS HES BAD

THAT MEANS HES BAD

Switzerland has not called anything Bad since the early 1800's (true fact)

HE IS EXTREMELY UNEQUIVOCALLY BAD.

[tramtheram]

I came up with a new fantasy currency.

In involves mummified toes of rich aristocrats. The unique print on each make it extremely difficult to impossible to fake or copy and the limited supply makes them quite valuable.

I call it Crypt-Toe

I'm looking for investors who really want to get their foot in the door.

[nudityandnerdery]

Tram, stop trying to get people to invest in your pyramid scheme.

[tramtheram]

Wow way to be a heel when i was just trying to give people a little soul to invest back into their future one step at a time 🙄

[inhumanbeing]

This guy seems really off balance

[tramtheram]

well now you've just stepped into it, I won't stand for this podiatric slander!

[inhumanbeing]

-oop. I've really put my foot in it now...maybe next time I should consider walking a mile in his shoes.

[tramtheram]

I came up with a new fantasy currency.

In involves mummified toes of rich aristocrats. The unique print on each make it extremely difficult to impossible to fake or copy and the limited supply makes them quite valuable.

I call it Crypt-Toe

I'm looking for investors who really want to get their foot in the door.

[nudityandnerdery]

Tram, stop trying to get people to invest in your pyramid scheme.

[tramtheram]

Wow way to be a heel when i was just trying to give people a little soul to invest back into their future one step at a time 🙄

[inhumanbeing]

This guy seems really off balance