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@maddisandy 's cooking and recipe development sideblog

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[usamirenko]

 nourishes it

keeps it warm

fills it with love

fills it with rice

refills sanity bar

grants it a blessing

[silliestcolressfan]

affirmations for people with multiple blogs:

☆ i am on the right blog

☆ i wont accidentally post on the wrong blog

☆ i can get my blogs right

☆ i have a normal amount of side blogs

☆ this isnt going on the wrong blog

[ominous-signs]

Additional affirmations:

☆ No one ever saw me post a wrong post

☆ No one will immediately go to reblog that wrong post (if it were to even happen)

☆ I know what I am doing

☆ I know all the buttons I click

☆ I know which side blog I am currently on

[persefida]

Huevember: Food theme 27/30

Day 27/30 - Apple

Patreon

[senoritaawesome]

bring his ass to a simmer

[lastoneout]

[fabiansociety]

yes, maillard

[juney-blues]

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

[evilwizard]

i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

I completely believe you

[evilwizard]

thank you for your trust 🙏☺️ 1000 blades vortex attack

[catherinebunnington]

Wow you sure diced those onions so fast! Now I can do the rest of the prep without worrying about it, thank you!

[evilwizard]

i just know i can be the best sous chef in all San Bernardino

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

5 Mario Characters I'd Eat & How I'd Cook Them

[doctorcocktopus]

Is this the Dungeon Meshi I’ve heard so much about?

[rizuberry]

so fucked up that alliums exist in Minecraft but not onions or garlic or anything. STEVE YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON A CULINARY BREAKTHROUGH JUST DIG DOWN A LITTLE FURTHER

[teashoesandhair]

Dear everyone who is currently working on a Thing, whatever that Thing may be,

Good luck with the Thing. You can do the Thing. You will do the Thing. You just have to do the Thing.

Best wishes,

Someone who is also doing a Thing

[victusinveritas]

[selkiewizard]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Maple Vanilla Cream Stuffed Chai Doughnuts

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[clumsypuppy]

this has been plaguing my mind for days

[briarpatch-kids]

I *think* i did it right? RIP to my nice new white pot though. that's gonna need some barkeepers friend lol.

[briarpatch-kids]

This is not the prettiest dish, but is AMAZING. I would fight a granny for the broth alone. The meat melts in your mouth without being mush and the lingonberry jam cuts the meatiness and starchy potatoes perfectly.

It also kept the house toasty warm all day from the oven!

[briarpatch-kids]

Resippy:

Easy Karelian Stew Recipe: Karjalanpaisti Is the Most Famous Finnish Meal

If you ask a Finn to tell you a traditional Finnish dinner dish, I bet it's this: 'Karjalanpaisti'. Try my Granny's Karelian Stew Recipe!

I added a couple juniper berries because I had seen you could add those too. The hardest part of the whole thing was finding whole allspice, otherwise it's just cubing up meat, quartering onions, and letting it sit in the oven for 6 hours.

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[cloverhighfive]

Sauce :

2 Tbsp soy sauce 1 Tbsp dark soy sauce 1 Tbsp shaoxing wine 1 Tbsp sesame oil 1 inch grated ginger 1 minced garlic clove 1/2 Tbsp sugar

you're welcome.

Bonus tip : you can add an egg (or more) to make hard boiled eggs at the same time (to eat now or later)

Bonus tip #2 : you can cook half rice, half quinoa/small green lentils (takes the same time)

[ineffectualdemon]

I'm making this right now (rice cooker is on) with frozen veg because that's what I had, don't know if it will work but holy shit it smells amazing