[vihyura]

truly

[snowflakeb0ttles]

[sagethegremlin]

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[art-rovert]

Buddy Aurinko the woman that you are,,,, <3 the blueprint femme 🪐🌌

[thenightpost]

An especially happy Pride to everyone designated a threat by their fascist government 💜

[willisiam-woodiam]

all the lesbians love faroe lester

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

[boombox-fuckboy]

If your fiction podcast has a little opening theme tune rest assured I do have an imagined little visual sequence to go with it tucked away in my brain

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 89

Jonathon Sims (The Magnus Archives)

Manfred von Karma (Ace Attorney)

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

Jon art by @drawsmaddy

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 86

Pawbert Lynxley (Zootopia 2)

Moros (Hades 2)

Mr. Tickle (Mr. Men)

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 80

Wilford Warfstache (Wilford ‘Motherloving’ Warfstache)

Kayne (Malevolent)

Black Sapphire Cookie (Cookie Run)

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

Kayne art by @capesch-arts

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 65

Thanatos (Hades)

Mollymauk Tealeaf (Critical Role)

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 44

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)

Jesus of Nazareth (the bible)

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

Elias art by @herodzn

Jesus art by @wolfythewitch

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 41

Arthur Lester (Malevolent)

Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

Art of Arthur Lester by @bohemobones on instagram

[corruption-core]

In my quest to give my wife a whole new childhood/preteen experience i showed them teen wolf, now it's their favorite to put on to go to bed and i often come home to them snoozing with it on it makes me so happy

[morrigan-disapproves]

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

[jesterattack]

@entities-of-posts ???

[entities-of-posts]

The Vast

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[poison-doll]

i think they're called catholics