pretzel

vaguely agendering since 1978 what if i bite you what then ??

[frigfridge-deactivated20250106]

DONT CLICK ON THAT!!! whew. sorry. just be careful.. many people dont know that .pdf stands for “poison dart frog.”

[assiraphales]

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you’re next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! say her name!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

[teddywesworl]

i do write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art

[teddywesworl]

did you hear about that actor performing a play in front of a crowd? clearly only doing it for attention

[teddywesworl]

im trying to say something and im not gonna say it in an empty room

[brightlotusmoon]

[theonewhopoops]

[brightlotusmoon]

[naamahdarling]

I don't remember what you said but for the rest of my life I will remember the car window was rolled down when you said it.

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

i hope im a positive influence on somebody’s life

[carro179]

fuck it. starting a reblog game

reblog this if prev has been a positive influence in your life

[nocturnalxsaturn]

Does anybody know what it’s like to be good enough? Asking for me.

[heppileppi]

BOMBINIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

[byjove]

A lot of parents shouldn’t be parents. Which is not me advocating for eugenics. Sex ed, abortion and birth control should be free and easily accessible and we should create culture that doesn’t treat reproducing as inherently altruistic and moral and makes it more acceptable to choose not to have kids. It’s an extremely weighty irreversible choice but it should always be a choice. You should have a damn good reason to have a child instead of it being something you do to tick off a box. If you don’t like kids and you don’t want to sacrifice your time and money to your kids, don’t have a kid. This isn’t an anti-parent anti-kid kid rant, it’s just so sad to see how many parents are kind of meh about their kids or straight up open about regretting them and to remember how many of my friends and classmates growing up had shitty parent horror stories.

[mooned-knights]

aabria's Little Guy voice and mannerisms are an absolutely generational performance every time she busts them out. you're fully swept away by how Little and how Guy she becomes. it's incredible. she's just a little guy

[orionis13]

This moment brought to you by ice feast

[depsidase]

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

You're laughing. Evan Kelmp ate his dad, demon Clint Kelmp, who ate biblically accurate Criss Angel Mindfreak, who ate a fish bat that's the concept of alteration magic and you're laughing.

[effervescent-fool]

"hymn to virgil just seems over-produced and lazy-" sorry i heard "hymn to virgil" and my dick got so hard i got vertigo and collapsed and hit my head and bled out on the concrete. could you say that again

[the-garden-theatre]

Hozier really repeats the line “I would burn the world to bring some heat to you” an exact 9 times in Hymn to Virgil for the 9 circles of Hell-

[mcavoy]

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

something interesting is happening

[allthingsschwab]

Victoria Schwab Tweets:

“This just in: you can love writing and also find it hard.

“I was once on a panel and another author essentially said, ‘if you don't enjoy every moment, then why are you here?’ and I was...exasperated. Creativity is a complicated beast. You don't have to love every second to be a valid participant.

“I love the ideas. I love brainstorming, and problem-solving, and I love making this better, fine-tuning language.

“I also hate drafting, claw my way through self-doubt, crawl on my hands and knees through the frustration of the unrealized.

“I'm not here because I love every second.

“I'm here because the parts I love are worth the rest.”