Odd Aesthetics

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[maxxie-or-smth]

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

[pusheen]

[anaphoraholic]

found this on reddit thought id post it here too 👍

[silyaspider]

I think this explains a lot of trans discourse on here, too. Well, a lot of queer culture generally. Realizing you’re personally trans doesn’t mean all the dumb gender stuff you were raised with goes “poof” and vanishes from your mind. Until you put in the work, you’ve still got all the old crap in there, it just has a big “but trans!” sticker slapped on it.

[shyolet]

If tumblr dies you can find me with the other kittens in the wet cardboard box in the alley that always rains

[mintamenapie]

Shout out to all your internet friends who are gone.

Those messenger screen names that haven’t logged on in ages, some before detailed profiles were a thing on those services.

Those emails that are long since abandoned, some with domains that no longer exist.

Those online friends you knew years ago and who then helped shaped you in some way, who you just can’t FIND anymore.

Those people who once were, and hopefully still exist IRL, that seem to have no known internet life anymore.

And those who have actually passed on, and their online lives are now a memorial to them.

I miss you all. I hope life is/was kind to you, and maybe one day, we’ll somehow connect again.

[ozempicofficial]

[shutupsprinkles]

I have never felt so old in my life I'm not even 32 yet

[evilscientist3]

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

[quasi-normalcy]

Yes, the Ancient Egyptians absolutely could have built the pyramids

Yes, modern people absolutely could have a moral panic about bicycles driving women into fits of licentiousness

[hauntedforsport]

"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

[kalliopii]

yeah and they’re good games so like??? i will speak

[kalliopii]

wait

[xoiue]

[emeraldcity1900]

I like how the homestuck pilot stuff is just giving everyone a rude awakening that a lot of indie creators know each other and respect each others work and that your individual cringe does not exist in a vacuum. And that at the end of the day you’re all clowns.

[nebby-the-not-protogen]

united we stand

[butchfemmespuffy]

close enough, welcome back superwholock

[thelovelyseas]

Cyanea capillata feeds on Aurelia aurita by Alexander Semenov

[curiouslyhigh]

[feinseld]

i missed this post

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vintageadvertising]

70’s ad for Asbestos

[gunsandfireandshit]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[retrogamingblog]

Nest of Pikachu by Diane Özdamar

[sushinfood]

THERE’S A SHINY

[tuesdayisfordancing]

The fur, the ears, the electricity coming off the shiny’s tail, the expression on the one up front and how perfectly it lends to the electricity coming off its cheeks… this is gorgeous.

[thestuffedalligator]

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

To keep us on out toes, God gives the next group of builders an extra place of articulation called the flongus between the pharynx and the glottis, creating an entire new column of the IPA chart with sounds between sounds that are literally physiologically impossible for non-flongled people to replicate.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Improved symbols for the flongal plosives ("gacks"), flongal trill ("hacks"), flongal fricatives ("groans"), and and the flongal lateral approximant ("moans")

[inthefallofasparrow]

Update: The builders have now simply switched to communicating entirely through a universal sign language like they should've done to start with. No sounds need be spoken, flongal or otherwise. The Tower steadily rises. Be seeing you soon, God, you little bitch.

[koth-harvest-final]

update: the builders are all speaking different sign languages now

[mobilesuitgudang]

forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

[yuriinullification]

yes my lady

[catgirl-peronism-deactivated202]

yes my lady

[lauralot89]

you know, the more I think about it, the more Van Helsing (2004) is a fantastic Dracula adaptation:

It starts with Dracula hanging out with Victor Frankenstein, so you know right away it's not going to be faithful and you can let go of any and all expectations

It's deeply stupid fun and everyone involved understood the assignment

The brides have names and stuff to do in this one and honestly are a bigger threat than Dracula himself

I think Hugh Jackman is nude in one scene, it's been a minute

Beni from The Mummy is there

Faramir from LOTR is there

Richard Roxburgh is clearly having a wonderful time

Honestly one of the more faithful depictions of Frankenstein's monster in anything

The vampire masquerade ball

At one point one of Dracula's enemies is yelling at him, and Dracula's response is to just start dancing for no apparent reason

The plot is essentially vampires attempting the vampire equivalent of IVF

That scene where Dracula is very emotionally yelling about how he doesn't feel emotions

Really buff wolfmen, if you're into that

There's a cow featured in one of the fight scenes

[tlirsgender]

Big fan of angels being autistic btw. "How does an entity like that have a neurological condition" Well they can act like that. Angels having traits that read as autistic. Incomprehensible being trying for their best mimicry of human behavior. You understand

[tlirsgender]

First day on earth pretending to be a Normal Human. Eye contact is weird when you only have two of them. Trying out physical sensations. Touching things with different textures. Picked a leaf off a bush and ate it. People are looking at me weird. Sorry. Say something normal. Do you know when the bus gets here

[tlirsgender]

Second day as a Normal Human. Not used to standing still because I'm usually a four dimensional shape turning within itself. I understand the bus schedule now. Blessed someone's baby today. Trying out smells and tastes. Went to a bakery. People are looking at me again. Loudly announced I love bread

[tlirsgender]

Third day as a Normal Human. I thought I understood the bus schedule but it's not here. Got in an argument with a street preacher. The bus is here. Went to a coffee shop. Really enjoying smells and tastes. Blessed someone's dog. I think I'm doing a good job