Wit Beyond Measure Is A Man's Greatest Treasure.

Kayleigh.19. England. Ravenclaw. Psychology student. Massive gay.

[silverhawk]

my date: hey im kinda hungry, u got anything for me to eat???? :)))

me: oh sure :)))

me: [walks over to my fridge and opens it]

me: the blue ones are my favorite u can have as many orange and purple ones as you want

[thebestoftumbling]

[bedcorpse]

[sakura-haruka]

 October 21st, 1956 - December 27th, 2016

[cosima-karnstein]

Nothing helps when you’re going through a breakup like driving at night with your friends listening to music on full blast

[warring-roses-deactivated202007]

The last porg. 

[assian-candor-deactivated201809]

Movies I’ve watched for the first time in 2017: Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017) dir. Rian Johnson (★★★★★)

[cowboyhudsons]

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

this year was a weird year because i was somehow living my best life and worst life at the same time whilst also being gayer

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[ring-of-the-lucii]

@cosima-karnstein

Here’s a preview

[cosima-karnstein]

Oh my god why are those drafts they're both comedy gold

[nixystix-deactivated20201025]

by popular demand…..tag urself i’m chaotic femme

[neutroisenjolras-moved-deactiva]

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

[lesbiancousin]

tackling the Real Serious issues now - why is Selena gomez’ new music video a combination of hayley kiyoko girls like girls imagery and the storyline of halsey’s colors music video except she has a crush on the female basketball coach at the end? appropriation of wuhluhwuh culture if selena’s not bi we’re fighting 👊🏻💥

[jenfold]

Because the gifs can’t do justice to the insanely funny horror that is Mr Blobby on the Big Fat Quiz of the 90s.

[camphowl]

I seriously cannot handle this.

[crownflame]

WHAT THE SHIT

[crownflame]

can I just say thanks to the UK for protecting us from this abomination

thanks

[kimchicutie-deactivated20180618]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR MONTHS OH MY GOD THANK YOU IT IS BACK ON MY DASH!!!!

[theotherwesley]

WHAT THE SHIT HAVE I SEEN 

[chrismcfeely]

The terror is writ large across poor Jack Whitehall’s face.

[laurasbailey]

nicole haught in season two → steel bars and stone walls

[rottenest-boi-blog]

so last night I had a dream that everyone in scooby doo went to college or something except for shaggy and scooby and shaggy was morosely trading in the mystery machine for a prius and the last thing I remember before waking up was scooby saying “raggy why” and shaggy goes “we need a car with better gas mileage scoob”

[tiwaztyrsfist]

although character backgrounds are fairly fluid through the Scooby Doo franchise, of all the gang, Norville “Shaggy” Roberts is A> the most financially well of, and B>the most likely to get an athletic scholarship. Daphne’s parents are rich, but she has for sisters, and the money is her parents still. Shaggy however is the sole beneficiary of the estate of his late uncle Beauregard, who left him an unspecifiedly large fortune and a large southern plantation. Shaggy is independently wealthy. Shaggy is also said, at multiple points across the various series, to have, in high school, won numerous awards in both Track and gymnastics. Coupled with the fact that he can outrun Scooby at times, and Great Danes can sustain speeds of 30 mph, means Shaggy can outrun Usain Bolt, atleast is there’s a mummy behind him, or a pizza at the finish line.

TL:DR Shaggy is doing fine and you don’t need to worry about him.

Now, let’s talk about how, CANNONICALLY, Scooby can speak human languages because he is distantly related to dread Cthulhu…

[gunzomi]

of all the useless information compiled on this website, this is the best thing I’ve ever heard