Cosmic Creator

Paddy (they/them), Printmaker, Graphic Designer and beer lover.

[ohfantine]

Wild gays at the beach. 🏳️‍🌈

[cosmicbeer]

Here we go again! 

I'm finishing my MA in Printmaking at the Cambridge School of Arts and my final project is on non-binary identities. Part of the projects involves the use of portraits of other non-binary people, which will be treated and anonymised like the one you see above. If you're interested in participating, all you have to do is send in a picture facing the camera (a selfie is just fine) along with either a picture or a description of an object that is significant to you in any way.  If you identify as nb and have a couple minutes to spare, your contribution would really really help! 

Accepting submission until Friday the 17th of August. 

Please send pictures to [email protected].

[feel free to send in questions about the project to the e-mail as well]

[ofools]

There is no reason to be scared of horses I don’t know why every makes such a big fuss about them. They’re good animals, love sugar!

Muscular and strong, the perfect friend

a horse did not write this, I created this post with my human digits

[ofools]

The normal way, biting

[v171]

One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.

So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.

I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.

Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.

After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”

I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.

We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.

[que-mystery]

I enjoyed this more than the last season of AHS

[breefolk-hates-staff]

“He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen.”

[xolittlewitchox]

I think this is my favorite sims story. “I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.”

[erasedhistories]

[cosmicbeer]

Hey there! I’m working on an MA project on consensual non-monogamy and really need your help. If you identify as non-monogamous in any way, please take a couple minutes to fill in and share this form, as it’s going to be the basis for my work. If you don’t, then please share it anyway! :)

[perhapsarat]

there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this

[stream]

[cosmicbeer]

[princelymlm]

No more top/bottom dichotomy, now we sort relationships by who’s the paranormal/cryptid fanatic and who’s the skeptic

[glumshoe]

I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it.

[shredsandpatches]

I got “topheavy cishet”

[bravemercutio]

Parallel parking bisexual

[ayellowbirds]

My roleplaying group got sidetracked from upgrading our spaceship while looking at this and several of us hurt ourselves laughing at results like “hyperflexible disaster” and “uncertified”.

[thingstoshowdan]

I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

[lofispirit-blog]

waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

[tharook]

a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady

[cosmicbeer]

Todd: You are avoiding your problems.

Dirk: What? No I'm not. Can we talk about this tomorrow?

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ask-cloud-skipper]

[WHEEZE]

[catlips001]

Chaotic good.

[selinakylebat]

[erasedhistories]