thriving

welcome to my meme stash

[cloudabserk]

i reached out to the parents of a little boy i used to babysit but haven’t seen in years (they regularly tell me he misses me) to set up a playdate, and they sent me a video of him crying out of happiness 🥹

[cloudabserk]

they also heard i was seeing project hail mary with my dad and brothers and asked if he could come, and i said yes (as long as they think it’s not too intense for a 7 year old) and he is apparently frantically listening to the last 4 hours of the audiobook so he can be “ready”

[escuerzoresucitado]

[findingfeather]

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

[sashasienna]

[scorpionlafemme]

!!!!!

[kosmogrl]

this is so cool!!

[kosmogrl]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

[hollanovulation]

i 👁️ got this feeling 😋 on a summer ☀️ day when you 🫵 were gone i 👁️ crashed 💥 my car 🚗 into a bridge 🌉 i 👁️ watched 👀 i let it burn 🔥 i threw💪 your 🫵 shit 💩 into a bag 💼 and pushed 🫷it down 👇 the stairs 🏠 i 👁️ crashed 💥my car 🚗 into the bridge 🌉 i 👁️ don’t 🙂‍↔️ care 💔 i 👁️ love 💗 it 😋

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[no-one-offical]

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[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

[cosmicc-sans]

what happened to 'stressed, depressed, lemon zest'?

[kenshitty]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[thememedaddy]

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[quasi-normalcy]

Remember today's lesson: whining alone solves nothing but whining en masse can solve a great deal

[thememedaddy]

[my-dailydreams]

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