worms in my brain

hey i'm em! | 21 | she/her | mostly reblogs, partially art?

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[cozza-frenzy]

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

[xxxtictacion]

The origins of the mission status: sick image

[catlaila]

everyone crying over caitlyn dictator this caitlyn fascist arc that … everyone failed to recognize the power of a butch lesbian against generational cycles of violence. caitlyn most girlfailure dictator ever. saw her ex for 3 seconds and immediately folded. girl me too tf

[fishieguyy]

arcane dump from this week

[lillyviarabbit]

rotting

[lillyviarabbit]

still rotting

[lillyviarabbit]

currently rotting

[lillyviarabbit]

rotting again

[coat]

Fridge vegetable push notifications

[without-ado]

Storm cloud over Texas l Laura Rowe NASA APOD

[gideoncav]

just having a normal time drawing normal things (😭)

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[woolfi76]

It must suck being the second generation of a post apocalyptic world cause like half the population is gonna be named Hope or some shit

[quackels]

phfhphfhpjjkpj

[maanraat]

I just Had to do it

[beardedmrbean]

huge news if true

[omagpies]

posted a month ago on my patreon, original post by @turing-tested, @dog-on-it-tm, @khazel-t, @prettyboy-bigfoot (@clearcutcasualty), @rankeluck, @world-heritage-posts, @icecreamsavant, @yumiiiiiii, @jessbeinme15, @spacepaprika, @rat-on-fire, @thehottestmess, @vang0bus, @royal-random-the-yogurt-queen, @astraltrickster, @rubykgrant, @vaultoffaggotry, @adamsmasher, @cartoondog, and @unstablebill can be found here

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edit: thank you for all the love! reminding that there are many, Many more comics in my omagpies tag, and honorably mentioning @things-about-cars-in-posts​ for unveiling the mystery

[perdvivly]

Rizzlers, sigmas, moggers, hear this tea

I come to bury Caesar not to simp for him.

The basic that men do lives after them;

The lit is oft interred with their bones;

So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus

Hath told you Caesar was sus:

If it were so, it was big yikes,

And cheugily hath Caesar answer’d it.

Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest—

For Brutus has skibidi rizz;

So have they all, all level ten gyatts—

Come I to say no cap.

Caesar understood the assignment:

But Brutus says he was Ohio;

And Brutus has skibidi rizz.

He hath brought many fanum taxes home to Rome

Whose ransoms did the general mewers mog:

Did this in Caesar seem sus?

When that the poor have felched, Caesar hath ate:

Sus should be less bussin:

Yet Brutus says he was sus;

And Brutus has skibidi rizz.

You all did see that for his drip

I thrice declared him CEO,

Which he did thrice ghost: was this beige flag?

Yet Brutus says he was sus;

And, sure, he has skibidi rizz.

Brutus is not delulu,

But here I am to speak no cap.

You all did rate his gyatt, not level nine:

What cause withholds you then, to Stan him?

O’ rizz! Thou art yote to Ohio,

And mogless felch without their gyatt. Bet;

I did rate his gyatt level ten,

And I must ghost this bougie tea.

[ejacutastic]

usb-c is like a cloaca for computers

[ejacutastic]

it does charging, data, audio, display... it's the all in one hole

[boyplushie]

going to sleep & by sleep. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed

[esaevian]

going to wake up & by wake up. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed

[stardial]

GOOD MORNING i think i dreamt i fucked a dragon and i dotn know if i’ll ever beat that in the waking world so i’ll just be going back to sleep forever now

[stardial]

and then i woke up to ash and dust. yeah

[apas-95]

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

[doodle-photos]

Little fledgling house sparrow!