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What in the ever loving fuck is a trench warfare themed blowjob?
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trench warfare themed blowjob king?
What in the ever loving fuck is a trench warfare themed blowjob?
God please not this fucking post
It's messed up that Jason Todd isn't a real person
Dick: so how did you managed to get Jason to date you?
You: *sarcastically* I psss psssâd hard enough at him and just so happen to get chosen.
Dick: âŠ
You: i gave him basic human decency, understanding and respect. Ironically it works.
Jason: *laying down on your lap* and it definitely worked better than intended. I ainât leave you sweetheart. Youâre stuck with me until weâre both dead in join coffins six feet underground.
Dick: thatâs a bit dramatic donât you think?
You: *glaring at him* bitchless behaviour much Grayson?
Dick: âŠI retract my statement. Itâs sweet, wholesome even.
when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late
our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase
i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior
5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.
how the fam find out Jason's still alive
Dick, looking through old photo books: aw, it's such a shame Talia didn't tell B about you until recently Dami, I'd have loved to see photos of you as a baby
Damian: ? I can get baby photos if that is required in this family
Dick: what, how? Talia doesn't seem like the baby-book kind of woman, no offense.
Damian: She was not, however after my brother was brought out of the Lazarus pit he was given a few old cameras in an attempt to make his mind focus on something not harmful to himself and settle down. He took a lot of photos of our family during his training.
Dick:
Bruce:
Both, simultaneously: your what now?
-later-
Damian, walking into the room with an old box: Alright so I broke into his current safe house while he was working and took one of the boxes. I believe these should suffice for your 'baby books'
Bruce: hold on you broke into his- your brother lives in Gotham??? there's a trained league assassin working in this city and you didn't tell me? Damian we need to talk about your habit of withholding important infor-
Dick: Bruce.....
Bruce: -mation. what?
Dick: look at the.... photo...
Bruce, leaning over to see a photo of Jason Todd holding baby Damian up at the head of a meeting table like in the lion king, red smear on his forehead, while Ra's Al Ghul stares at them both from his seat looking Tired Of Jason's Shitâą:
Damian, peering at the photo: yes, Todd got quite good with the timers on those cameras, he took many a photo holding me like that. I believe it was a special campaign designed to get on grandfather's nerves enough that he'd agree to watch the movie with us.
Bruce:
Dick:
*screaming*
bonus:
Tim: you know some of these photos are actually really good, like the angles and tones you used
Jason: you steal Robin, I steal photography.
Tim:
DC characters who i know in my heart are girldads:
Jason Todd
Damian Wayne
Guy Gardner
Ted Kord
Michael Holt
Bruce Wayne
Feel free to add on
No doubt Iâll forget about it if I don't post about it but happy 10th anniversary to one of the greatest Batman Arkham games
And also happy 10th anniversary to this amazing version of my beloved Jason Todd
A tale in 4 parts
Wait thereâs a follow up
im sorry but you guys are so far behind
okay wait i went back and screenshotted some (most?) of the good ones that were like on the main plot here so you all saw the top posts with the Irish Stegosaurus well that evolved into
also kind of unrelated but because of this stupid subreddit im actually not as bad at identifying flags
anyways sorry for the long post i just really loved this whole thing
Jason: ugh, I want ice cream so bad Steph: same. Do we have any? Jason: nah. We gotta get bruce to drive us to get some Steph: do you not have a motorcycle . . . ? Jason: sheâs in the shop Tim: Dick, youâve gotta be the one to ask Bruce Dick: uh, why do I have to? I didnât even say anything Jason: youre the oldest. You never ask for anything to any time you DO ask for something Bruce says yes Dick: Dick: I feel like thereâs something there I should be insulted about, but whatever. *walks into living room* hey, Dad? Can we go get ice cream? Bruce: âcourse, chum. Dick: Dick: *looks to Jason* you do I know I will be abusing this power, yes? Jason: I mean of course. It would be downright shameful if you didnât.
itâs so funny to me that in a lot of fics after Timâs parents die and heâs adopted and moved into Wayne manor, he still just⊠owns the mansion next door. like Drake manor is just right there, fully furnished and empty, fully inherited by Tim. and he just kinda leaves it there. probably forgets he owns it. how much do you wanna bet the others absolutely do NOT forget that next door is also owned by the family?
how much do you wanna bet that at least twice a month Bruce freaks the fuck out because Damianâs been missing for two days and eventually they track him down to find that heâd just walked over to Drake manor to avoid being told to help Alfred dust and then⊠couldnât be bothered to walk back. figured that technically Drake manor could also be âhomeâ and made himself comfortable. is napping in Timâs childhood bedroom when they find him and is completely unapologetic about eating the food in his kitchen.
how much do you wanna bet that Tim gets a call from the weekly cleaner that he totally forgot was being paid from his bank account to maintain Drake manor, only to be told by a slightly terrified cleaner that she tried to go in to mop the kitchen and found a fucking crime lord in nothing but sweatpants and his helmet, ranting to an âoracleâ about some kind of âdrug drop offâ that he âneeded off Batmanâs radarâ, because Jason was too tired to motorcycle all the way back to Crime Alley after a debrief but didnât want to have to be around Bruce so he just kinda broke into Timâs old house and has been casually chilling there for the past week while he worked on a case.
how much do you wanna bet that one time Bruce grounded Tim for two weeks and Tim was so annoyed about it that to be petty he snuck out and went back to Drake manor. Bruce was so fucking mad because Tim directly ignored his orders and he couldnât even do anything about it because every time he brought it up he got loud claims of âyOU TOLD ME TO GO TO MY ROOM SO I WENT TO MY FUCKING ROOM, B, I DONâT WANNA HEAR SHIT FROM YOU-!â
how much do you wanna bet when eventually Tim canât be bothered to deal with the insurance forms and he sells Drake manor, he mentions having to hand over his keys and instantly every single batkid starts digging around in their pockets and producing two or three keys to Drake manor because over the years theyâve all just kinda. been using it. whenever. Tim had no fucking clue theyâd made keys. heâs so confused. it gets so much funnier when the next day Tim shows up to the estate agents to drop off his plastic tub of keys for the new owner and he fucking finds Jason Todd there ready to receive them.
âI make a lot of money in my line of work,â he says. âfigured it was time for a summer house.â
âyou hate being close to Bruce.â
ânot as much as Bruce hates shoddy neighbours. iâm going to make his life hell.â
âyou made me carry this box of keys for nothing.â
âyeah you can hand those back out actually, i really donât care who goes in there.â
âI hate you.â
âDonât be rude to your new neighbour.â
[redecorating]
Jason, to Roy: Are these really our top two choices for color palette? Why are they both white?
Lian: That's what my friend asked about you and Daddy.
Jason, whispering: I really like you and want to kiss you lots.
Roy: Huh?
Jason: I said you suck.
What is Supermans/Clark Kents cannon hair type?
Straight
Wavy
Curly
uh, source?
Source:
Damian:Â You're ugly.
Tim:Â Tone indicator?
Damian:Â Oh, I'm sorry.
Damian: You're ugly /srs.