Itâs time to jump up in the air, jump up donât be scared!
I just really like how theyâre exes yet they managed to have the best friendship ever when brought back together.
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Itâs time to jump up in the air, jump up donât be scared!
I just really like how theyâre exes yet they managed to have the best friendship ever when brought back together.
Day 5: Watch Each Otherâs Back
âDonât give me that look! You took my gun, I had to improvise!â
Beefy
Detroit was being evacuated. Buses were crowded with humans and it was getting pretty obvious that there werenât enough spaces for all the people. Androids passing as humans were hiding amongst them and there wasnât enough time to differentiate. It descended into a first come first served affair.
Gavin was sat on a bus next to Hank, they were on one of the last buses. There were stragglers pleading by the door, begging to be let on. Some of them werenât even hiding the fact the were androids, just desperate to leave the city. He ignored them, turned to look at Hank instead, only to realise that his eyes were locked onto something. There was a sadness to his gaze and Gavin had to look and see what it was.
Stood in the shadows of a building was Connor, heâd come to wave them off. Next to him was a hulking shadow, almost the same as him but not quite. Without even asking, Gavin knew it was Nines. Heâd seen the RK900 a few times, a step behind Connor and looking for all internet and purposes like a worried nightmare.
Mind made up, Gavin dashed for the door to a shout from Hank. He ran for the androids, dragged them round the corner with vicious fury.
âHere,â he grumbled and thrust his papers at Connor. âYou can change your appearance. Gain a scar, change your hair and theyâll believe anything. Especially if you show them these.â
A chain with dogtags came off from around his neck, a memento from his army days. Drivers licence, police ID, badge, everything was shoved at Connor.
âGo!â he barked. âKeep him safe. You make him happy.â
Gavin watched from the shadows as Connor jogged towards the bus, hair lightening with each step. With a flick of his papers, he was back on the bus just in time for the doors to close. Gavin waved them off and didnât miss the grateful wave Hank sent back their way.
Sighing, Gavin shoved his hands in his pockets and turned his face to the sky. Blowing out a long breath, he let out a hollow laugh and tipped to look at Nines.
âCome on, Tin Can,â he nudged Nines with his shoulder, âyou and I have a future to live.â
To celebrate the anniversary I decided to redraw one of my first DBH artworks from a different angle.
This is also my favourite moment.
(here we go again, guys, please, this is a family art, donât tag as a ship)
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DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN
Hankâs heavy boisâą are gonna break his old man bones one day.
Also I said I was gonna be back Friday but I end up drawing a hankcon anyways :>
#dbh #detroitbecomehuman #hankcon #hankxconnor #dbhconnor #dbhhank #dbhsumo #hankanderson #rk800 #bryandechartarmy #connorarmy #dbhcomic #dbhfanart https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxuu41DjZyY/?igshid=8vof5e8u5svt
memeception
WEâVE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
Iâve said âI hate thisâ so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because âI hate thisâ is just shorthand for âthis is an example of a meme given a twist I wasnât expecting with intent to surpriseâ. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this⊠This is something else.
The rapidity of a memeâs introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, youâll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. Itâll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeareâs jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
âŠ.I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - thatâs one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (âtake the breadsticks and runâ) is a reference to the tumblr meme âstuffing breadsticks into my purseâ. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. thatâs meme two (2)
âman door hand hook car doorâ is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic âstuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill usâ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
âgunâ is⊠yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to âman door hand hook car doorâ for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think iâve ever seen. the initial âyoung manâ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme âgunâ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasnât going to reblog this, but @pagesofkennaâs comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpgâs format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000âs rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
Iâm not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new languageÂ
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD IâM GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDNâT EXPECT MORE IâM SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING âthis one does not spark joyâ TO THIS VERSION SAYING âthis one sparks joyâ
well i added my contribution : )
whyâ
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
âYouâre in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?â âOh yeah, sure.â âCan you explain it to me?â âI absolutely fucking cannot.â
Byzantine Generals · BLOCK -2 Byzantine Generals Problem (part B)
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Chapter 4 (Block -2) is a bit long so I split it into 3 parts. This is the second.
To be continuedâŠ
âwait⊠youâre sending an android? you canât⊠you canât do that! why arenât you sending a real person? donât let that thing near her!â
listen I love all the interpretations the fandom has made of RK900, theyâre all fun but I personally love the idea of RK900, though being programmed to be Top Notch Top Of The Line Badassâą, he is still Babey, brand new just born yesterday and follows Connor everywhere around for guidance on how to be a good android but more like the little brother that looks up to and copies the older sibling
or basically this
I love this like đ
âȘNines is badass and knows how to take down the bad guys, hack into things, and all that good stuff. Heâs quiet and cold and everyone thinks heâs got his shit together but what they donât notice is the way he constantly stares at Connor from across the room or the way he intently listens to the conversations Connor has with employees at the DPD.
âȘHe likes to subtly copy the way Connor sits on Hankâs desk, the way he walks, the way he responds and reacts, all the while learning to put his own touch of personality to them. He takes note of how people enjoy the way Connor smiles or jokes and Nines attempts to do those things, even when it comes off as creepy or awkward. And then Connor knows what Nines is trying to do and he finds it to be cute and admirable, but he also notices that Nines isnât very social and is usually alone, so he takes it upon himself, like a good big brother, to include Nines in activities and conversations.
âȘOne time, while Nines was following Connor around the office, Connor showed him his coin tricks and talked about how it used to help him in stressful situations and it still kinda does. Nines is so fascinated by the coin tricks that when Connor gives him a coin of his own to try the tricks out, heâs confused, excited, happy, and quickly marks the object as something to cherish. And so now it pisses Hank off to no end that thereâs two android boys flipping coins around his desk all day long.
âȘ Connor often invites Nines over to Hankâs house where they have sleepovers and playdates. Hank just kind of sits there on the couch while Connor is trying to teach Nines everything there is to know about domestic living, such as sleeping, watching movies that Connor has deemed as his favorites, cooking food, and catching fireflies in the backyard.
And Nines just eagerly soaks all of it up because he wants to be like his big brother one day.
âȘNinesâ favorite phrase of praise is one Connor uses with him often and thatâs âIâm proud of you.â Nines rarely receives praise because heâs expected to already outperform everyone, to be perfect and make no mistakes in his work. Itâs no wonder he enjoys it when he does hear it. Connor always give Nines some sort of praise after a job well done because he likes the way Ninesâ expression lights up at the words and he knows first hand how having your hard work recognized feels amazing.
Reed900 bonus
Gavin jacks the coin from Nines one day to use at the vending machine and Nines gets so goddamn defensive and upset about it, so he body slams the rat man into the ground, retrieves his coin, and walks off like nothing happened. And Tina is joking about how Gavin must be swept off his feet and Gavin is just lying there, struggling to breathe, thinking I love him I love him I love him.
Donât forget the âHow do you get along with your partner?â conversation haha
Connor Detroit found dead in Miami
Nines likes to listen to his music on the way home from work. The company allows him to test the tech he helps design and he had fallen in love with a pair of wireless headphones that were almost invisible buds and nothing more. It makes the 40 minute bus ride that much more relaxing, not having to talk to anyone, just flashing his pass at the driver with a nod. With all the money he earns, he could easily move closer to work or even learn to drive and get a car. But heâs a creature of habit, the time alone on the bus is his time and his alone. Itâs 40 minutes of quiet bliss.
One day, heâs at the bus stop and man approaches, gives him a wary nod and waits for the bus too. They get on, sit down and Nines thinks nothing more of it. It becomes a bit of a routine, the guy gives him a tight lipped smile on the fourth day which Nines returns and looks away. People have always made him a bit uncomfortable, small talk at the bus stop wasnât his idea of a good time.
Occasionally, he looks to the side, watches the guy as he either stands with his hands jammed in his pockets, bouncing on his toes, or heâs leaning against the bus stop sign and scowling at his phone. The arch of his back does not make Nines think of other uses the pole could be put to in a much more x-rated situation. Those days, Nines valiantly wrenches his eyes from frowning guy and curses himself for thinking such lewd thoughts about some poor innocent stranger heâd never even spoken to.
A couple of months go by and Nines gets used to the guyâs presence. Itâs almost comforting, knowing how every day other than Tuesdays he will be there to give Nines a small smile as they wait for the bus in almost companionable silence. Itâs Tuesday and Nines stares down the road, waiting for the bus when he feels a hand on his elbow.
Itâs the guy, looking a little sheepish as he waves and begins to make odd shapes with his hands. Nines frowns at him and it flusters the guy, he starts over again, slower and has a small frown of concentration on his face. Itâs confusing enough that Nines pulls one of the earbuds out, lets it roll over his fingers in a nervous tick.
âIâm sorry, what are you doing?â
âOh! You speak!â The guy looks genuinely taken aback. âIâm sorry. What I mean is,â he rubs the back of his neck but doesnât finish his sentence.
âWhat were you doing?â Nines cocks his head to the side, trying to figure out what exactly was going on.
âUmmm.â Not an eloquent response but Nines was willing to wait for one. âThat was sign language.â
âSign language?â
âIâve been learning it for the last few months because I thought you were deaf!â
The frown on Ninesâ brows deepened. He looked at the earbud in his palm before looking back up at the guy.
âDeaf?â
âWell, you never responded to anything I said when I tried to make conversation with you or invite you out to coffee.â He was staring at the ground, lightly kicking his toes against the pavement to displace some nervous, defensive energy.
It was endearing and Nines had to chuckle at the idea. At least the guyâs eyes snapped up to look at him, scowl firmly in place at the idea of being laughed at.
âHeadphones,â Nines showed the bud to Gavin who peered at them. Understanding dawned on him.
âThose are the RK900s, arenât they?â
It was Ninesâ turn to frown. Nobody should know about those headphones just yet.
âIâm working on the box sleeve. Gavin Reed, head of design.â A hand was extended towards him which Nines shook.
âRichard Stern, senior product developer. Most people call me Nines.â
Not that he was ever a great believer in fate, but Nines had a suspicion his bus rides were going to get a lot more social all of a sudden. It wasnât like he minded in particular. After all, it did land him a coffee date which turned into a relationship and ended in a wedding.
me whenever i get the urge to poke my belly button
Do you take constructive criticism
whatâs that? I couldnât hear you over the sound of my fingers sloshing about in my bellybutton
Connor from Detroit Become Human - i want to play this game so baaaaad