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if you're not being gay on the computer then alan turing died for nothing

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[fangs4faggots]

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[flunkett]

i hate that mf so much... we gotta *remembers i dont believe in the death penalty* ...make fun of them *remembers that lolcowing is bad* in a private groupchat *remembers i need to lower my screentime and focus on exams* ... of carrier pigeons

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*beep*

[flunkett]

quiet

[flightlessbirdboy]

I made AM

[byjove]

I just saw someone say “You need to read a book intended for adults.” instead of “Read a different book.” to a Harry Potter fan. Big fan of that.

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[quantum-wordsmith]

[ryebreadgf]

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[probuccalfat]

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

[literalnobody]

no this is the hill YOU die on. because i’m gonna kill you for disagreeing with me

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

great minds think of dykes

[weirdtranssexual-deactivated202]

genuinely, from the bottom of my heart:

if you can’t read or write 500-1000 words with relative ease you have a serious problem