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if you're not being gay on the computer then alan turing died for nothing

[catcrumb]

[mas-o-kissed]

Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[pjackk]

Do you fuck with the machines of madness. Yes or no

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[bonivers]

[monidoll]

they should add emotes for every fish

[thedouble]

“Freedom always has a price.”

― Persepolis (2007) dir. Marjane Satrapi, Vincent Paronnaud

[stroebe2]

[willgrahamscock]

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i feel bad for people who have had only supermarket tomatoes and think they hate all tomatoes and will never try a sun-warmed cherry tomato from someones garden

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i guess im blowing up the entire earth with explosives then

[animentality]

[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[ewaneneollav]

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

[thememedaddy]

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it