♥gulf coast cryptid♥

[country-beast]

relationship status id buttons I found

[plushefemme]

not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious crumbs off your fingers and feeling sunlight on your skin and massaging a loved one's shoulders. we're made to fill our bellies with delicious food, to nap in soft grass, to touch each other in joy and comfort.

there is no shame or guilt in our bodies doing what they were made to do. and we are made for pleasure.

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[enigmasacha]

A little dumb

[country-beast]

[thespian-wallflower]

The Simpsons s8 ep10: “The Springfield Files"

[penandinkprincess]

truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

get OFF

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[country-beast]

I want bloopers and director's commentaries back.

[country-beast]

"Things have been tough lately for dreamers. They say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore. It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language. Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists. The dreamer is banished to obscurity. Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too. By dreaming, every day. Dreaming with our hands and dreaming with our minds. Our planet is facing the greatest problems it's ever faced, ever. So whatever you do, don't be bored, this is absolutely the most exciting time we could have possibly hoped to be alive. And things are just starting."

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[country-beast]

[country-beast]

"I doubt the tree complains about the arid seasons and the overwhelming rains as it counts its rings."

[country-beast]

"It surprised him how nonchalant he could be when it came to this girl when once he'd loved another with unadulterated abandon. It was perhaps impossible to love in the same manner again, and he thanked the heavens for this mercy."

[numbpill]

WARNING SIGN STAMPS : BEWARE!!

((new gumroad!))

[renthony]

ngl I say the word "fuck" so often that I frequently forget that a lot of people consider it one of the "worst" swear words. I forget that people are even, like, genuinely bothered by swear words or see them as inherently aggressive. If I'm not masking or in a situation where I need to be "professional" or whatever, I swear like SpongeBob in the sentence enhancer episode or Rocco in Boondock Saints.

This post brought to you by a few posts I've seen lately about adult animation "over-using" swear words "just to sound more adult." I think it's a baffling take. Sometimes you just gotta say fuck shit goddamn hell cunt bastard ass. Especially in a world where fuckin' Visa and Mastercard are trying to sanitize every fucking thing in the world for the goddamn advertisers.

I dunno. I find it delightful when cartoons say fuck. It fills me with fuckin' glee.

[country-beast]

abso-fucking-lutely agree.

[country-beast]

"Nina had every desire to be melodramatic, to give free rein to thoughts and instincts, as in those books where people loved and lived and declared the most beautiful sentiments, but instead she nodded."

[wincist]

honestly, especially in the current state of the world, you all have GOT to kill whatever puritanical voice inside your head keeps insisting that if something is erotic it has no social, artistic, or intellectual merit.

stop acting as if someone can’t enjoy both erotica and literary fiction or classics. it’s not some dichotomy.

stop acting as if erotic art can’t be poignant and meaningful. and that includes all erotic art - not just fine art.

stop insisting that sex scenes or erotic material ruin movies and shows just because you, personally, get icked out watching it.

no, not all erotic art is high art, and not all erotic art is meant to invoke deep intellectual discussion - but insisting that makes erotic art valueless, a disservice to intellectualism, or whatever else - does nothing but add fuel to a fire built on conservative ideology.

[bonfiresofautumn]

uh oh it's almost August !

[country-beast]

even though it's still 90ºF+ degrees out