Enigma

Coda. 30. They/them. NY. Just getting back on this site and I need to collect more shitposts. I think a lot changed in my life around the time all the birds were replaced with spy drones.

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[hellagross]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[segamascott]

Hello

not reading all that

[carnival-phantasm]

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[important-cat-pics]

[planeyboys]

Lugia chewing undersea cables

[polyamzeal]

[clockybrunette]

hot drunk neighbor milf ive never spoken to u my life came up to me and was like "can i introduce you to my child? she's also on estrogen."

[clockybrunette]

how do i tell this young tgirl that we can be friends sure, but im gonna fuck your mom and eat all your snacks.

[enki2]

[flareonfloof]

if you want to piss off a man just call him an "average he/him user" it's got a 3/3 success rate for me

[spades-gameing]

this also works wonders

[cypresstrees]

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

[dubiousdisco]

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

I! HATE! BEING! GAY! NONE Of the 50 year old men i sext even ACT like MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING MAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[malisaurusrex]

...what?

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

What's not clicking

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[sandmandaddy69]