Cowpoke In The Clouds

cowboys, cryptids, and cosmic horrors | adult | she/her |

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[hiixcacur]

It's so dark that you can't see anything

[batty-battt]

"i asked chat gpt" yeah well i asked sweeney todd and he told me that there's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it

[thecraziness]

hear me out but im so confident that william afton had the most beautiful cursive ever like some Founding Fathers type handwriting

and then henry's handwriting is illegible chicken scratch

[spoiledmilks]

had a sad day so i painted this

[cowpoke-in-the-clouds]

Can people in white cars stop driving behind me because every time I look in the rearview mirror I think the cops are after my ass

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[angiechia]

this is the type of shit modern arthur morgan would post on his facebook on a sunday at 9 am

[cowpoke-in-the-clouds]

If Back to the Future came out now you freaks would be all over Doc Brown I just know it

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[spoiledmilks]

The deer watching over you.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexy Women Contest 2026 Final Round

GLaDOS (Portal)

Morticia Addams (The Addams Family)

Voting ended onApr 12

[cowpoke-in-the-clouds]

We must ensure that GLaDOS is victorious. Morticia won last year.

[srookas]

the stag and the wolf

[amphibifish]

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

[wannablegendary]

i am not immune to tired men with gravelly voices and moral struggles

[1five1two]

[campfireconfessionals]

Anybody else go about their day and occasionally think about what it’d be like to have Arthur or John there, just tagging along? Not a modern version of them, but rather having to explain the modern world to them.

If y’all don’t do this too you can tell me to shut the fuck up

You stop at the red light.

Arthur looks left.

Looks right.

Leans forward.

“…You stall it?”

“No.”

“Engine broke?”

“No.”

He squints at the intersection. “There ain’t nobody.”

“It’s red.”

He looks up at the light like it personally offended him.

“You stoppin’ for a color.”

“Yes.”

“There ain’t a wagon, a horse, or a drunk idiot in the road.”

“I know.”

“So go.”

“I can’t. There are cameras.”

He goes still. “Cameras.”

“Yeah. They’ll ticket you.”

He leans toward the windshield, scanning the poles like they’re hiding snipers.

“So the street is watchin’.”

“Yes.”

He sits back slowly. “You folks built a world where the lampposts tell on you.”