a mess. in every aspect.

||they/them sapphic || ~clinging to the last bits of confort~ || intj-t but artsy ,dumb and unorganized ||

[onehundredmillionviagratablets]

party poison is a david bowie kinnie send tweet

[kaijuno]

[halfricanloveyou]

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

[meatmobile]

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

[spiderworries]

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

[spiderworries]

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb. 

[spiderworries]

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

[0kkvlt]

No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

[witchsfists]

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

[0kkvlt]

I know things about the hobbit and I fuck like a champ, sorry about your personal failings but they do not apply to me

[worse0mens-deactivated20240701]

Me, updating my fic: Readers, I need to end it on this point to keep tension high and give you an enjoyable reading experience

Readers, eyes wide: you CLIFFHANGER readers???? You play with their poor hearts like the FOOTBALL? oh! jail for author!! jail for author for one thousand years!!

[boldlyanxious]

Jokes on them because that’s how long it will be before the update 😆😆

[worse0mens-deactivated20240701]

savage

[cr00ked-t33f]

I have a clown tat :))

[killue]

[cloud-kitsune]

2nd Snorkmaiden x Little My doodle-ish comic I made, wherein Little My wants to cause trouble but gets swept off her feet by Snorkmaiden wanting to spoil her with the flower bracelet (hair tie?) she made just for her.

(She doesn’t show it here but Little My does enjoy the attention. Just conflicted due to it being feral time!)

[cr00ked-t33f]

snorkmaiden and little my. that's it that's the post.

[cr00ked-t33f]

im seriously wondering if I need therapy or more 90' moomin vids to binge on... perhaps a new mcr album... yhea...

[stellophia]

Reminder that Stonewall was a riot, that we have achieved what we have by throwing bricks at cops.

Reminder that we owe our rights not to corporations putting rainbows on everything, not to white cis gays, but to queer and trans women of color.

Reminder that queer liberation goes hand in hand with racial liberation, with anti-imperialism, with decolonization.

Reminder that other queer people are not your enemy, that all m-spec, aspec, nonbinary, trans, and polyamorous people are not only valid and welcome, but inherently fundamental to the queer community.

Reminder that corporations are not our allies, that true queer liberation is not possible within capitalism.

Happy Pride month.

[sweaterlatethannever]

BLM is not a trend

One year ago today, George Floyd was murdered.

Although his killer was found guilty, centuries-old racism and hate still stands. Black Lives Matter is not just a hashtag. It is finally giving voice to the marginalized groups who live in constant fear of bastard police and the system, among others. Do not let it fade into oblivion like silly bands and whipped coffee. BLM is more than that. BLM represents lives and a movement to improve the quality of those lives and prevent deaths. George Floyd will not be forgotten.

[thornshadowwolf]

[cr00ked-t33f]

me 110%

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

youth is a social contruct

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

or rather the glorification of it is. no one is having a good amazing time ever. life is an endless train plowing through bullshit at every age from 5 to 95 there is no magical point where shit gets more or less fun things just change and you change. there will always be happy times and shit times but there will never be wasted time because no matter how old you are you have the capacity to have happy moments and fulfilling experiences. youth is just a time to be naive and make stupid shitty decisions you can laugh at later. dont regret not being able to experience going to music festivals when you were 17, go to music festivals now. theres nothing actually special about being young. if you arent dead youve got time.

[unclemurdoc]

“ if you arent dead youve got time. ”

[cr00ked-t33f]

fuck it *lives bc I'm not dead*

[mecharose]

pro tip: if you’re making up names for things put them through google translate first

[ratracechronicler-deactivated20]

Counterargument: put the names through Google Translate to purposely name a city after a Romanian curse word

[mecharose]

*takes notes*

[magic-owl]

This is chaotic neutral and I approve

[kd-heart]

Ok, but Fuck would be Futu-i, or just Futui if you wanna use it as a place name

[vrabia]

and of course, for the advanced student: futai. futaiul de jos, futaiul de sus, futaiul nou, futaiul de pădure. sky’s the limit here.

[my-crimson-love]

Futaii de munte. Curvele de câmpie. Pula de sus.

Curu’ nou

[my-crimson-love]

Coiul de jos.

[pui-de-papiopopilcarita]

Valea Muii

[trans-asari]

Pizda veche

[argayzi]

Depresiunea Curului

[cr00ked-t33f]

Stiti vere... Ma intreb uneori ce ar zice Vladut daca ar vedea astea...

[burglarsonarceny]

[cr00ked-t33f]

welcome to my moomin phase yall!

[cr00ked-t33f]

I think my literature teacher underestimates my powers. Not to worry bastards I have a plan*dyes hair on the same day we should be showing up to school,smelling like a dude and dressed like a gay mom just to piss her off and remind her im tired of cishet old literature writen by cishet males written 100 years ago*.

[mueritos]

AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!!

patreon | storenvy | blm survival fund

[cr00ked-t33f]

ppl ask me what my life goals are like I don't constantly talk about emo bands, furbies and boobs.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[cr00ked-t33f]

I NEED THIS IN A WALL POSTER IMMEDIATELY!!