[hungry-skeleton]

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

[zooophagous]

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

[taxidiinae]

[greeniery]

[xam347]

[spooniestrong]

[angrypsychologist]

I’ve been saying for years that in the United States there are two perspectives on healthcare and ONLY two: you either believe healthcare is a right for everyone or you believe it’s a privilege for those who can afford it. There is literally no in between. And I’m using “literally” correctly.

[homoidiotic]

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

[6666666666666666699999999999999]

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[ogseitai]

i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now

[kristina100000]

they are sharing a fat cuban cigar in bed

[weirdplutoprince]

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

[saltingthecookingwine]

For added context, people who don’t remember the 1980s, there were a serious of deadly shootings carried out by postal workers against their coworkers.

It was mostly covered by the media as a joke, as I recall.

[weirdplutoprince]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[ballwizard]

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

[sandmandaddy69]

[the-best-url-on-this-site]

Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

[cherubcallremade]

im having a moment

[everythingfox]

Me

[autodiscipline]

theres no cuter animal than generic grey fish 🐟

[autodiscipline]

i would be fangirling so hard if i met him in real life

[flagellant]

behold your god

[sygol]

haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]