That escalated quickly

Will always cry over teen wolf no matter what. Currently fixating on stranger things stuff so plz interact :) *** (I have a fic recs blog so if ur a writer hmu!! Any fandom)

[whor3ing]

it genuinely upsets me so deeply that i will never have dean winchester

[rickyapologist]

he looks like someone who would instantly get his head blown off in a war. gruesome dead in a ditch energy.

[twilightmomentswithyou]

ok this is my favorite one so far

[imheaveninhiding]

”im a luke girl”, “im a cal girl”, fuck it im all 4 of them

[goldiewaspunk]

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[chaosinacoffeecup]

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

[therobotmonster]

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

[sadcypher]

How to feel like a person?

dont live with your mom

[noonwalkdiary]

i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too

[cognitohazardous]

the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up

[potter-solomons]

[saturnpanther]

Arrested Development is just like if Succession was a comedy and they were somehow worse with money

[tomundsen-deactivated20250731]

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT Top Banana - 1x02

[americanette-deactivated2024033]

jesus was really just like "are you fucking stupid"

[loiswasadevil]

Don't call him dull There are nicer ways to say things, Yes he isn't always the smartest and it leads to antics But he is a Sweet Person with Genuine Intentions

[americanette-deactivated2024033]

do you think jesus was talking to peter griffin

[loiswasadevil]

Yes, I literally assumed this was a Family Guy Script quote. You might know if you watch the show that Jesus is literally a character within the Show.

[gaydiation-poisoning]

New Hall of Fame Tumblr takes for the museum

[becauseofreasons19]

[theshadowrealmitself]

Other people having half Human half Vulcan children and Spock just receiving emails from the panicked parents he’s never met like “are their medical readings supposed to look like this???”

[theshadowrealmitself]

“I’m not a damn pediatrician, Spock” *proceeds to give them all the most helpful medical advice they’ll ever receive* *ends up pioneering half human-half Vulcan children’s medicine* *becomes known as the expert on the subject*

[kyleehenke]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

i agree with gay dicks 420

[myeyesarenotblue]

“The man or beast that I run from ain’t been born, and his momma’s already dead”

[dateamonster]

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