You Sure About This?

chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[kaips]

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit

[dawnofwar-sexmod-deactivated201]

We out here buying shit

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

workers be shopping

[archiemcphee]

Pay no attention to Monday and its Mondayness, instead enjoy the hypnotic sight of these Russian folk dancers appearing to float around the stage while performing a traditional dance called the Berezka.

What looks effortless is actually a perfect combination of impressive upper body control, short and very rapid dance steps, and hooped skirts beneath the dancers’ floor-length gowns to help conceal their busy feets.

[via Twisted Sifter]

[teenagerposts]

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

may your pantry and refrigerator always be full of delicious and healthy food (but also comfort food for hard times) 

[hellboundwitch]

I definitely read that as panties

[plasticroyal]

[riprudevegan-deactivated2016102]

i am afraid

[skykangaroo]

how did he get that around his head

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

[paxamericana]

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

[plasmalogical]

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

[hapabap-blog]

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

[asexualbrigadier]

Y’KNOW, THAT *WOULD* EXPLAIN A LOT…

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s double stuff Oreo’s, but what they really need is double sided Pop Tarts. (frosting on both sides)

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[deactivated-blog]

[solacebaby]

Japanese photographer Chino Otsuka’s took old photos from her childhood and put pictures of her present self in them, creating lovely double self-portraits.

[atlas--chugged]

oh shit this is so brilliant but also kind of unnerving

[writingaboutmyrapists]

They look so different

[catsbeaversandducks]

“No, YOU come here!”

Video by Steven Anderson

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[cheese24k]

[a-crab-called-diz]

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

[missgryz-deactivated20130907]

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

[yung-lizardqueen-deactivated202]

danish tv is the best thing ever

[australiyeahnah-deactivated2015]

“Okay :(”

[thranduilland]

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

[standarddrake]

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

[noctea]

My favorite self care tip is to pretend you’re a demon inhabiting a humans body and you gotta look after it, treat it right, cause these things are weak af man and you gotta protect your host

[thesylverlining]

…You know, that might actually work.

[twosidestarot]

Always and forever reblogging this

[resonance-of-libra]

Sigh. No self-respecting demon would let the body go this long without showering. Brb.

[infinite--skys-deactivated20180]

XD wtf that’s great.

[goldiesgrimoire]

This worked for me quite a few times. Especially when I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning just like

The vessel must be present.

[unwisealistair]

This may actually work, motivation by “to be a successful infiltrator on the mortal plane my host must be as successful as possible”

[sciencescribbler]

THIS SHOULDN’T BE AS CONVINCING AS IT IS…WHAT THE FIERY-HOT BALLS OF SATAN IS MAKING THIS A CONVINCING ARGUMENT?