[heartfairy]

[slowjamastan]

RB if you’re into the following fandoms

Tax Evasion

Heirloom Tomatoes

Respecting Women

Pop flavoured chapsticks in the shape of bottles

[loveyoufor1000000years-deactiva]

Lovey dovey bitch syndrome is decaying my brain

[deathpov]

not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing

[retrowaifu]

My fav sex position is actually when I have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[littlered247]

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……

[lumnch]

I like how looney tunes were like “wouldn’t it be funny if a cute cartoon character suddenly yelled extremely loud and furiously in a totally regular man’s voice” and then they just used that gag a million times and it always was funny

[crushsuggestions]

I just want to hold you in my arms as we fall asleep together

[jakemorph]

in this essay i won’t

[thelighttasteslikelasagna]

hesitate, bitch

[bombing]

what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[luvcoure-deactivated20190424]

sometimes a family can just be you, a six-pack of diet coke, and soft cell’s 1981 hit ‘tainted love’

[gh-ma-deactivated20190316]

get someone that staaaays obsessed with you, not just in the beginning

[firstlovesuggestions]

I want to hug you after you’ve had a long day and let you rest your head on my lap.

[clotair]

i wish no one knew anything about me 

[logarto]

casual intimacy kills me every time. grand gestures are cute and all but seeing two people who are just totally comfortable with having each other in their space, who dont think twice about leaning into each other and thoughtlessly holding each other while doing unrelated things….. thats love

[parsleysage-rosemarythyme]

*eats snack while looking for a better snack*