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Hello everyone my name is jean and I am 19 I love this site and have a lot of fandoms I'm in but I'm not as involved in some as I want too be... Thankyou for taking time to look at my page!!!!

[oukime]

[ottermatopoeia]

what a beautiful wedding

[cuddlingwithsatan]

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

[stylesdiningtable]

yes but what a shame

[bondange]

the poor grooms bride is a llama

[natemovesaway-blog]

What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!

[gifsblr]

[muirin007]

Wore Baberaham Lincoln to a Halloween party and traumatized absolutely everyone there, God bless America.

[gibberishquestion]

listen this is the fucking funniest garfield strip. you just can't top this one i'm sorry

[miss-elusive]

Perfectly imperfect 🎀

[nowscience-blog]

[Today I Learned] A lightning strike can strip the bark off a tree completely.

The reason for this is, when the lightning hits it super heats the water under the bark, creating nearly instantaneous steam pressure. Which blows all the bark off.

[uncle-beanbag]

That tree is now dead

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Can’t believe God circumcised this tree.

[filmnoirsbian]

stop i NEED that pic of the boy who took his cat to prom and she has a lil dress and is looking up at him with 100% love and tenderness……..

[filmnoirsbian]

there she is!!!!!!!

love……..tenderness…….

[lioness--hart]

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[lioness--hart]

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[buggyeyes]

[thenatsdorf]

Sweet cat rescued from the streets of Brooklyn, NY. (via flatbushcats)

[massejasse]

Oh, the differns in his eyes..

[hayatims-deactivated20240111]

mashaAllah he looks so healthy and happy now

[recently-reanimated]

I’m literally crying on the toilet, this is so pure

[onion-souls]

OH So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.

Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.

[shock]

what the numbers could mean on football players’ backs:

their age

how many people they’ve killed

how good they are at football 

[shock]

[kitsnicket]

This show was the funniest fucking thing

[chongoblog]

He never elaborated on this and it kills me

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[fluffmugger]

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

[kasaron]

The first cat memes. 

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[starsappho]

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”

[rodrickheffeley]

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

[bookworm-on-rainy-days]

[fuckyeanihilism]

[cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023]

The sharks will be here when our time has run dry