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■ NSFW blog ■ I'm either being freaky myself or studying freaky topics under a microscope ■ Can also be wholesome ■ Common topics: mpreg with het ships, whump, smut, pegging, gender role reversal, or just thirsting over a character's ass & tits & maybe thighs occasionally

[crazedmadscientist]

Hi, this an NSFW blog. Please do not follow if you're a minor. Instead, check out my multi-fandom side blog @happynicescientist

Also, since I made @crazedmadscientist my main blog, don't be alarmed if it's hearting wholesome fandom posts.

[wizardpregnant]

commission for @andromedaprime !! thank you sooo much it was so fun and cuteee<33

[whumpypepsigal]

Sheriff Country s01e10: "I can't cover you with my left arm." +bonus:

[zawija]

What a view.

[crazedmadscientist]

As someone who's attracted to pecs, sometimes I wonder if straight men usually want women's boobs to behave more like pecs rather than two lumps of squishy fat.

Think about it, they want boobs to have permanent cleavage but every pair of boobs are different and they don't have a cleavge unless they're in a pushup bra. Pecs, on the other hand, have a permanent cleavage.

Art of them always depicts boobs like they're solid pair of rocks and the fabric always hugging them fully and not just slightly over them, squishing them down cuz, you know, they're soft. Pecs are harder cuz they're made of muscle and can also be flexed.

Pecs are round, natural boobs are commonly not round as they're usually teardrop shaped due to being squishy lump of fat (they're only perfectly round when they're breast implants)

Pecs usually have perky nipples, boobs commonly do not cuz, again, they're teardrop shaped very often due to being lump of squishy fat, therefore nipples usually end up pointing downwards.

Pecs never sag no matter how big they get. Boobs do, and the bigger they are, the more they're likely to sag and do sag. Yet there's no love for big saggy boobs.

Straight men want boobs to always be perky nippled, round, harder than soft, permanent cleavage, etc. Yeah, they don't know they just subconsciously want pecs lol. Breast implants just look like overgrown pecs. Thank you for coming to my TEDx talk

[egberts]

we all gave "breasted boobily" a hard time like it didn't evoke the exact image it intended to

[jilted-love]

Komano Manato breasted so very boobily that this animation is from the official trailer of this new character from Zenless Zone Zero. Hoyoverse, a billion worth company, got a man animated breasting boobily and you know the phrase is perfect for this. Think about that. Maybe horny characters are just appropriately talking about being horny and horny is not wrong. I am playing this game now by the way.

[crazedmadscientist]

You would think maybe the hatchet contributes a lot to highlighting Leon's ass in RE9 and the booty may not be as noticeable without the swinging hatchet but HOLY FUCK

MY GUY IS JUST SIMPLY CHEEKED UP LIKE THAT LAWD HAVE MERCY

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 13

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

Leon Scott Kennedy (Resident Evil)

Voting ended onMay 10

PROPAGANDA:

[Bill]

"Because it would be funny."

"Punishment for being a little bitch. /j"

"it'd be super funny, trust."

"The way he speaks about the tragedy of his homeworld's downfall (given few clues and persuasive lingo), it can be said that he's got a large mothering wound somewhere in the deep confines of his conscious. If the theraprism is going to do him good in any means, there may be a stroke of genius that might come across his head. If he wants to bring his kind back, he won't be able to do it the same way he used to. Evidently he might have to take another form to get the job done. So even if his kind isn't around, he's at least going to act like a primordial force in his unique genetic pool, so it chooses to go elsewhere. The Golden Mother. Warmer than the sun in August, and brighter than the sun during perihelion. And the drama that's going to spur on due to the mental toll he's going to take during it? He'll come out a whole new and wonderful being. Utterly transformed. He may not be the host of dimensions anymore, nor is he the one to burn them. His goal is the opposite. He has to create life for each as his grandest punishment…. but it won't feel like a burden after the first few, aye?"

"We need to complete the mpreg circle since it was Ford last time."

"1) he has to suffer 2) he joked about getting me (the reader) pregnant in his book, so GUESS WHAT. WHO'S GETTING PREGNANT NOW LOSER?! I need to put him in a blender, but I'm afraid he'll like it, so Need Him Pregnant Poll it is."

"Because I’ve been madly in love with him for years and what better way to express that than through creating new life.🫰🥹"

"It’s time to make this 2D-turned-3D shape even more 3D, folks. By making him ROUND. This triangle absolutely would baby trap the object of his obsession- I mean, affection - and would do so with great joy and amusement, especially where the uncomfortable experience of pregnancy is concerned. And would this finally answer the ultimate question of science: what wins; thousands of years of therapy, or extreme daddy and mommy issues? Find out when Bill Cipher becomes a parent, tumblr! Besides, at the end of it all, don’t we need a matching set?"

"Bill's an interdimensional horror triangle. An incomprehensible being of pure limitless energy… Truly, the possibilities for pregnancy are endless. I've seen so many unique and imaginative takes on his speculative reproductive biology. That said, personally I want to see the triangle go ROUND. I need to see him PREGNANT!

The emotional and thematic potential is also so important to me. Bill has the trauma and psyche to make his pregnancy SO interesting. His clearly complex relationship with his parents and their memory. Being the last of a species HE ended. The possibility that his child may not be compatible with the 3d world he now inhabits. He's a triangle for god's sake! Who let him get pregnant! That doesn't even make sense! Not to mention just, Bill. Himself. His whole deal of being such an awful unhinged little guy. What will he do!? Nobody knows!!

I need to see how he reacts to the news, to the experience of mpregnancy, to everything that comes after. Maybe it'd be wholesome, maybe it'd be horrific. Either way, I wanna watch him through a microscope. I want to put him in contraptions! And through contractions!

I need that triangle pregnant so bad I just spent 9 months helping to create The Bill Cipher MPREG Zine, a fan zine DEDICATED to Bill's pregnancy. His fans are calling for it, we need that triangle pregnant! NOW AND ALWAYS!

Ford Pines has had his turn. It's time for Bill Cipher's mpregful victory!! AHAHAHAHAA!!!"

"Bill Cipher is an eldritch being, a being of pure energy- an alien (also the villain of the series). Pregnancy wouldn't be out of the ordinary. Who even knows what his anatomy is really made of?? Heck I bet even he doesn't know the limits of his own body. He's the last of his species (of Euclydia), he's been around for trillions of years. He definitely doesn't remember what he can and cannot do; he views himself as a god.

Pregnancy will humble this horrible triangle. Pregnancy will make this 'god' fall off the imaginary pillar he built for himself and bring him back to earth, with the common folks. Pregnancy is justice against a little guy who acted like a tyrant for trillions of years and to the main characters of the series, who suffered by his hand (his Henchmaniacs also suffered). What Bill needs is therapy and you know what else rhymes with therapy? Pregnancy!

MPREG is the therapy Bill needs to be a better person. A form of justice that the people need."

"He should absolutely not get pregnant or enter any kind of parenthood under any possible circumstances, which is why I need him pregnant RIGHT now."

"he would be such a little freak about it. also, Ford got the abortion so clearly SOMEONE has to step up here!"

"His husband won last time, so now it's his turn. They'll both be moody together and that will be hell to everyone else and I think that's funny."

"Ford can not be the only prego g4shhja"

"Revenge for Ford."

"since ford pines won last time, he deserves to know what it’s like to be pregnant too bc i want him to suffer. 🥺 also the concept of such a powerful being getting pregnant is very interesting cmon. lastly uhh he’s a fuckable looking triangle idk what to tell u."

Bill Cipher propaganda from last season

[Leon]

"he needs an excuse to get a break from work and he would look so beautiful pregnant. 🫃🏼 bonus points if its a B.O.W baby."

"Give me that handsome man. Will take him as a young man or as a grey fox in the newest game . Give him an excuse to retire his knees hurt. He would have a lil girl and name her something cute."

"Everything I have ever learned about this man is from friends who like putting him in situations so I thought I’d do my part."

"Top 3 most breedable men in the franchise without a doubt. His emo phase during Vendetta needs to be studied bc I fear he was either in postpartum depression or on his cycle."

Leon propaganda from last season

[abeeauty]

THE S IN LEON S. KENNEDY STANDS FOR SEX

LEON SEX KENNEDY SWEEP

[crazedmadscientist]

I must must participate for once

✨️ Leon Propaganda Incoming ✨️

Boo! Leon titties

And of course, his glorious cake

If these alone didn't convince you, i don't know what will. This man is one of the most breedable RE character ever. He's depressed, he had an emo phase, a cunty phase (RE6 Leon you'll always be my fav) he got cheesy dad jokes, he always ends up protecting a blonde girl at some point, and he was literally forced to work as a government agent cuz they blackmail him using a young girl he helped saved during the outbreak.

Leon needs stability in life, & this could be such a good thing for him (or awful, depending on whether u like angst or fluff) Leon would be such a fierce mama bear, he's literally all about being a protector. Vote for Leon!

Oh, and did I mention Grace in RE9 literally calls him a mom in one scene? (not me intentionally saying this out of context but it still counts idc)

[linapzlle]

HAHAHHAHA

today my friend and I were sitting in the park and discussing asses and its meaning/purpose for people (we started w systematic misogyny and women rights) and then I showed her the way how leon walks in re6 and re9 and we tried to recreate his cunty af walk but we failed ((( idk what did capcom put into him but his legendary walk is unbeatable and very specific

[systlin]

Every time I see bullshit about women never EVER being able to beat men in any sport, I think about how in martial arts classes I, a cis woman, 5' 8" and 145 pounds, regularly beat the tar out of 6' 2" 230 pound cis dude weightlifters. One guy ragequit class. He came in cocky as hell and talking the standard bs line about how a woman simply never could beat a man in a fight because they're physically weaker and our instructor was like. Okay. Put the pads on you're sparring her. Yes, her, the one 4" shorter and 100 pounds lighter than you.

It wasn't close I beat the pants off that man, and others like him. I did it more than once. Some guys got humble and stayed. One guy got angry and stormed out.

And I think about that every fuck damn time I hear that bullshit, which seems to be all the fuck over the place these days. Oh, women are just fragile little soft delicate flower creatures who can't do ANYTHING and could NEVER compete with big strong manly muscular strong MEN.

I think about driving that dude into the mats and seeing the brutal reality of this big dude's misogany meet the realization that a woman was beating his ass literally that second, that none of his strength could stop the fact that I'd just hip thrown him facefirst into the mats and that had I actually connected with the axe kick to his neck I would have crushed a bunch of important shit and he could not stop me, and his whole psyche collapsing like a dying star in that moment.

Anyway, don't ever fall for it, ladies, and there's absolutely no goddamn reason to get your knickers in a twist about trans people in sports.

[crazedmadscientist]

It's terrifyingly stupid the extent to which men overestimate their strength even within fictional contexts 💀 God forbid the power level of female character is ever brought up cuz wtf are these claims.

Alright, Ill accept however bullshit this is since Zoro despite having "no powers" lifts gigantic weights 50x times his size but saying this is possible irl cuz "biology" is fucking ridiculous 😭 If they were real and in a trained sparring without swords, Miss Monday is stomping him. This isn't even about "biology" anymore this is a wholeass different weight class.

[jonnasse]

💥💥

[crazedmadscientist]

Not even kidding, this was me when I opened twitter and got jumpscared (and awooga) by a bunch of screenshots of Leon's boobs, straight from the games, too

[rondanchan]

l e o n

[crazedmadscientist]

[numberoneomegaversepoll]

Number One Omega Tournament Round 3

Han Yoojin (S-Classes That I Raised) vs Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil)

Han Yoojin

Leon Kennedy

Voting ended onMay 2

Propaganda under cut:

Han Yoojin

Man managed to give birth to 3.5 babies and adopt at least 2.5 more, AND string at least 4-5 alphas in a non-omegaverse world, who knows what the count would be like in an omegaverse? His literal actual superpower is being the universe's best parent <- this sentence is SO MUCH truer that it looks like but i can't say more because spoilers.

Leon S. Kennedy

Propaganda for Leon Kennedy: is a total BAMF but goes into overprotective but gentle momma bear mode with kids/children and would give his life for them, has three adoptive daughters (Sherry, Manuela and Grace) and one granddaughter (Emily), literally sacrificed his own freedom and life for his first adoptive daughter. His looks, hips, thighs (can kick someone's head off with one kick), ass (see gifs of his slutty walk during end scenes in Resident Evil 9, or his slutty walk in Re6). 

[highball66]

ADDING TO THE LEON PROPAGANDA:

Just look at his proportions... the tiny, holdable waist with the dumptruck ass that can barely be contained by his tactical pants. Imagine him with a baby bump-

We even got shots of him in the classic omega presentation position:

[crazedmadscientist]

I haven't read mlm mpreg fics in a while but I once read one fic where the trans guy got his cis bf pregnant, so it still had the whole "wtf how did he get pregnant" and now I'm obsessed but sadly it's so so rare. Give me any recs if it has this premise in it

[analikalee]

Excuse me????

cr: DazzyAllen14

[linapzlle]

in future science work at uni I will be studying physics of leon's ass wiggling and bouncing every time he make a step

look man I know its heavy ...

I had a theory why's walking like that — he and grace have the same walking model?mechanism? (idk im not game developer) like the pattern for their walk and because of it his butt is moving in stereotypical "feminine way" but I've looked and NO

also i thought about the hatchet on his coccyx but it doesn't seem like it makes any sense either

at this time Capcom had enough money to make walking pattern for each character sooo its just the way leon is

my bisexual big butted icon

[crazedmadscientist]

I'm telling you, for once, it's 100% intentional in my mind. Whether Nick himself did it, or whether someone suggested it to him, or whether someone was in charge of animation afterwards (idk how this whole game stuff works, bear with me) but like, this is definitely intentional. And so is the hatchet placement. No sane person I've ever seen in a video game place a hatchet there, where it might nick their buttcheek. I mean, they did say the Capcom ladies specifically worked on Leon's redesign, so maybe it was their doing.

Either way, I'm unhealthily obsessed

[ear-motif]

actually het mpreg is cool tho op was right on that one