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Sheriff Country s01e10: "I can't cover you with my left arm." +bonus:
What a view.
As someone who's attracted to pecs, sometimes I wonder if straight men usually want women's boobs to behave more like pecs rather than two lumps of squishy fat.
Think about it, they want boobs to have permanent cleavage but every pair of boobs are different and they don't have a cleavge unless they're in a pushup bra. Pecs, on the other hand, have a permanent cleavage.
Art of them always depicts boobs like they're solid pair of rocks and the fabric always hugging them fully and not just slightly over them, squishing them down cuz, you know, they're soft. Pecs are harder cuz they're made of muscle and can also be flexed.
Pecs are round, natural boobs are commonly not round as they're usually teardrop shaped due to being squishy lump of fat (they're only perfectly round when they're breast implants)
Pecs usually have perky nipples, boobs commonly do not cuz, again, they're teardrop shaped very often due to being lump of squishy fat, therefore nipples usually end up pointing downwards.
Pecs never sag no matter how big they get. Boobs do, and the bigger they are, the more they're likely to sag and do sag. Yet there's no love for big saggy boobs.
Straight men want boobs to always be perky nippled, round, harder than soft, permanent cleavage, etc. Yeah, they don't know they just subconsciously want pecs lol. Breast implants just look like overgrown pecs. Thank you for coming to my TEDx talk
we all gave "breasted boobily" a hard time like it didn't evoke the exact image it intended to
Komano Manato breasted so very boobily that this animation is from the official trailer of this new character from Zenless Zone Zero. Hoyoverse, a billion worth company, got a man animated breasting boobily and you know the phrase is perfect for this. Think about that. Maybe horny characters are just appropriately talking about being horny and horny is not wrong. I am playing this game now by the way.
You would think maybe the hatchet contributes a lot to highlighting Leon's ass in RE9 and the booty may not be as noticeable without the swinging hatchet but HOLY FUCK
MY GUY IS JUST SIMPLY CHEEKED UP LIKE THAT LAWD HAVE MERCY
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 13
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
Leon Scott Kennedy (Resident Evil)
PROPAGANDA:
THE S IN LEON S. KENNEDY STANDS FOR SEX
LEON SEX KENNEDY SWEEP
I must must participate for once
✨️ Leon Propaganda Incoming ✨️
HAHAHHAHA
today my friend and I were sitting in the park and discussing asses and its meaning/purpose for people (we started w systematic misogyny and women rights) and then I showed her the way how leon walks in re6 and re9 and we tried to recreate his cunty af walk but we failed ((( idk what did capcom put into him but his legendary walk is unbeatable and very specific
Every time I see bullshit about women never EVER being able to beat men in any sport, I think about how in martial arts classes I, a cis woman, 5' 8" and 145 pounds, regularly beat the tar out of 6' 2" 230 pound cis dude weightlifters. One guy ragequit class. He came in cocky as hell and talking the standard bs line about how a woman simply never could beat a man in a fight because they're physically weaker and our instructor was like. Okay. Put the pads on you're sparring her. Yes, her, the one 4" shorter and 100 pounds lighter than you.
It wasn't close I beat the pants off that man, and others like him. I did it more than once. Some guys got humble and stayed. One guy got angry and stormed out.
And I think about that every fuck damn time I hear that bullshit, which seems to be all the fuck over the place these days. Oh, women are just fragile little soft delicate flower creatures who can't do ANYTHING and could NEVER compete with big strong manly muscular strong MEN.
I think about driving that dude into the mats and seeing the brutal reality of this big dude's misogany meet the realization that a woman was beating his ass literally that second, that none of his strength could stop the fact that I'd just hip thrown him facefirst into the mats and that had I actually connected with the axe kick to his neck I would have crushed a bunch of important shit and he could not stop me, and his whole psyche collapsing like a dying star in that moment.
Anyway, don't ever fall for it, ladies, and there's absolutely no goddamn reason to get your knickers in a twist about trans people in sports.
It's terrifyingly stupid the extent to which men overestimate their strength even within fictional contexts 💀 God forbid the power level of female character is ever brought up cuz wtf are these claims.
Alright, Ill accept however bullshit this is since Zoro despite having "no powers" lifts gigantic weights 50x times his size but saying this is possible irl cuz "biology" is fucking ridiculous 😭 If they were real and in a trained sparring without swords, Miss Monday is stomping him. This isn't even about "biology" anymore this is a wholeass different weight class.
💥💥
Not even kidding, this was me when I opened twitter and got jumpscared (and awooga) by a bunch of screenshots of Leon's boobs, straight from the games, too
l e o n
Number One Omega Tournament Round 3
Han Yoojin (S-Classes That I Raised) vs Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil)
Han Yoojin
Leon Kennedy
Propaganda under cut:
ADDING TO THE LEON PROPAGANDA:
Just look at his proportions... the tiny, holdable waist with the dumptruck ass that can barely be contained by his tactical pants. Imagine him with a baby bump-
We even got shots of him in the classic omega presentation position:
I haven't read mlm mpreg fics in a while but I once read one fic where the trans guy got his cis bf pregnant, so it still had the whole "wtf how did he get pregnant" and now I'm obsessed but sadly it's so so rare. Give me any recs if it has this premise in it
Excuse me????
cr: DazzyAllen14
in future science work at uni I will be studying physics of leon's ass wiggling and bouncing every time he make a step
look man I know its heavy ...
I had a theory why's walking like that — he and grace have the same walking model?mechanism? (idk im not game developer) like the pattern for their walk and because of it his butt is moving in stereotypical "feminine way" but I've looked and NO
also i thought about the hatchet on his coccyx but it doesn't seem like it makes any sense either
at this time Capcom had enough money to make walking pattern for each character sooo its just the way leon is
my bisexual big butted icon
I'm telling you, for once, it's 100% intentional in my mind. Whether Nick himself did it, or whether someone suggested it to him, or whether someone was in charge of animation afterwards (idk how this whole game stuff works, bear with me) but like, this is definitely intentional. And so is the hatchet placement. No sane person I've ever seen in a video game place a hatchet there, where it might nick their buttcheek. I mean, they did say the Capcom ladies specifically worked on Leon's redesign, so maybe it was their doing.
Either way, I'm unhealthily obsessed
actually het mpreg is cool tho op was right on that one