Sethol

F | ace/het | INTJ | dumbass with two master's degrees | i have a lot of anxiety

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[omnybus]

Swine/11

[evilwizard]

no there were 3

[crazgreenenvy]

Look, I could've been the guy who lets venomous snakes bite him all the time in hopes of his body producing a super anti-venom. I'm a great candidate: I like snakes, I have a high pain tolerance and a death wish. In the end, it may do humanity a great service... but it would involve tracking down and interacting with people that breed snakes and I know I couldn't handle that. Snake breeders know what I mean. They get it.

[vaervaf-deactivated20160101]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

grindr screenshot

[targetedknowledge]

[socialistexan]

I've never seen trad wives explained so perfectly. "Non-nude fetish content for sexist men"

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[lizardsfromspace]

When I was younger everyone cared about Talk Like a Pirate Day. Every September 19th it'd be yars and shivers me timber all the way down, and people took delight in it. Now nobody ever talks like a pirate, on that day or any other. So few of us cling to the old ways. This is where our society went wrong. People not talking about pirates once a year, everything else about society is fine, probably

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Next year we are so back

[lizardsfromspace]

Together we can revive the pirate-talker ecosystem

[lizardsfromspace]

Talk Like A Pirate Day was the pioneer of Silly Meme Holidays, the standard-bearer for many years. But now, in a fast world of Ides of March, MAR10s, and Pi Days, nobody stops to talk like a pirate anymore.

But we can change this. This September 19th, stop being a scurvy landlubber and "walk the plank" of fun! Set a reminder now, possibly on a clock you put inside a crocodile, to save the struggling pirate ecoysystem, yarr. We lost the ninjas. We lost the epic bacons, narwhals, and Flying Spaghetti Monsters. But you can help save a pirate today (if it's September 19th)

(This reminder would be more timely if it was in April, like I always think it is for some reason)

[lizardsfromspace]

The Day Is Nearly At Hand

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad woke me up at 5:30am with a text about it. The general public is still aware, and up very early, apparently.

[larval-tear]

Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

[irischroma]

Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend

[inthefallofasparrow]

Baggysweat Pants and Reebok Switherstraps are the two orcs that are hunting them

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[mage-ical-character-person]

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

[forthegothicheroine]

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

[mursejesse]

...technically, yes.

[notgilderoylockhart]

this is a sign to update your wips

[the-thorster]

Ich wär auch erstaunt, wenn ich Legolas auf der Straße sehen würde tbh

[ampervadasz]

[snuv]

manic monday

[rslashrats]

hell on earth

[ratfuck]

Violence

[peridot-log-entries]

^ their names

[lycanthropiclesbian-deactivated]

obsessed with this post they won’t leave my mind’s eye

[angelicguy]

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

[catmilks]

“older gay realising sex is good actually after getting romantic with their preferred gender for the first time” trope, my beloved

[deerchasingheadlights]

Obsessed w her

[deerchasingheadlights]

She just gets it

[deerchasingheadlights]

She’s done it again