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@crazycreativelady
This will never NOT be funny
@sweetlew39 @kissjelly @hamst3rific
The desperation and panic in his crew mate’s voice is so REAL!
WHAT GAME IS THIS
@fucknofortunato
It’s sea of thieves and the amount of fuckery you can get up to is astounding
Here, I found more
That’s got to be the best ad for a game I’ve ever seen
GAJAKDKNSX THE FUCK
Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.
> High score! What happened? Did i break it?
> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..
Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
“Roses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”
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My, how romantic!
DYING. I AM DYING.
I thought id give fan fusion a try with @artifiziell moonstone and my moonstone pearl
if anyone else wants to fuse give me scream
I’d love to!
A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!
“Can I roll to have a meltdown in the middle of the PTA bakesale?”
“Why?”
“To make Karen look like a bitch.”
I can imagine this scene and I can’t stop laughing
the fact vegans think they can be appropriated is the funniest fucking thing i’ve heard in my life
Name one time vegan has been “cool and in”
I’ll wait
This went from liking a recipe to an all out war.
how do men this weak even manage to survive
men: what are these feminists talking about? we don’t objectify women
also men: the ideal woman is literally just an object shaped like a woman’s body
real g1 subtitles right here
This is literally something they would say. 100%
How Pink Got Shattered (Stay with me on this)
So I was rewatching the new SU episodes and something really resonated with me and also kind of confused me. Bismuth, the creator of Rose’s sword, said that the sword can cut clean through the gem’s physical sword but NEVER the actual gem. That’s why Bismuth made Breaking Point in the first place. Bismuth wanted to shatter gems to actually win the war but Rose was against it. Yet in the Trial episode, Blue Diamond was quick to correct steven that it was a SWORD that shattered pink Diamond. This contradicts Bismuth but Bismuth MADE the sword so Bismuth would know the ins and outs of the blade. So I got to thinking and even did a little gemstone irl research and remembered that only a Diamond can even scratch another Diamond. They are just too strong. Yet it is possible with a VERY precise hit. The places are called “cleavage planes” and if you hit them directly and with a powerful enough stroke, you can slice a Diamond into two parts. You just have to get the angle and the power behind it perfect. So maybe Rose did shatter Pink Diamond with one precise hit but that is real life Diamonds and they seem certainly different from the Diamond Authority.
In the Trial episode, Yellow Diamond seemed VERY keen on disproving Zircon about their suspicions about the logistics of a Rose Quartz getting so close to Palankeen. I talked with a friend and we concluded that Yellow Diamond could have shattered pink but NOT on purpose. We all know how “shatter-happy” Yellow is. The whole army Pink had maybe INCLUDED Rose as they were allies behind the back of the rest of the Diamond Authority. Yet during a surprise visit from Yellow to congratulate Pink for garnering her first colony she only lay eyes upon Pink making plans with the biggest threat to the Diamonds. Enraged Yellow Diamond began to shatter the army Pink had and just before she could shatter Rose, Pink stepped in the way to protect her. Yellow had already aimed and fired the attack on the gem of Rose which is the same spot Pink has her gem. Accidentally shattering a fellow Diamond would cause chaos. Yellow knew that gem-kind would believe Rose shattered Pink and that’s exactly what Yellow did. Rose takes the blame, and Yellow bubbles all who saw the incident. Yet still this ending is completely a guess.
One small theory I have yet to back up is that Pink may have shattered herself. The fact the flashback showed her going up to a reflective object and shattering it and subsequently “shattering” her reflection gives off a BIG metaphorical vibe.
Something else bugged me about Pink.
Her gem. It looks nothing like the other two Diamond’s we’ve seen. It’s a deep cut Mazarin diamond. Not the rhombus shape the other’s have. So I kept looking and I found this wiki page about Diamond cuts. And lo and behold even the wiki states “the Mazarin were already incomparably better than in the rose”. Diamonds can have “Rose Cuts” and whadda know? Steven’s gem looks EXACTLY like a Rose-Cut Diamond. A pink Rose-Cut Diamond. A cut rose quartz looks nothing like Steven’s Gem. So my last theory is this: somehow, I think Steven is both Pink Diamond and Rose Quartz. That would explain the perfect similarities between his gem and a Rose-Cut Diamond. I think shattered pieces of Pink Diamond went into Steven’s gem and it formed a Rose-Cut Pink Diamond gemstone.
Would love to hear your thoughts on my theories.
So @katscratchlite has green pearl as a gemsona! She drew up a comic-based background of how her gem is cracked and i just really wanted to animate it! SO I DID! Hopefully i can put this into a video of sorts through editing and you can see it on my youtube channel
(That’s why it says “animated by Pretty Insane)
Sorry it’s only in gifs rn, as soon as i can edit it together somehow, ill put up the video on my channel and also post it here for you to see!
Huge thanks to Kat for letting me animate her gemsona’s background. I had a lot of fun doing it. Please go check out her blog and like her original comic please!!!
(I know it loops back at the end sorry about that i can stop the gif :p )
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IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them
i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive
Some guy at my job asked for a thumb drive so I handed him one and he then came back complaining that the drive wasn’t allowing his mouse to work. I almost lost it.
-PLEASE MAKE SURE TO ASK BEFORE USING MY ART-
-THIS CHARACTER IS FROM AN AU-
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Love this! would love to see a fusion!
Artist Turns Pokémon Into Humans
I will never not love this
Jackpot
This is getting kind of ridiculous.
There are two five leaves in there somewhere
I lost count
This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!
I'm trying to prove a point to my brain: Reblog if you think fanfiction does not need sex to be good.
There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.
