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AU where Shane and Ilya don't hook up or have a decades-long secret. They don't really know each other at all, except to play each other.

Shane comes out of the closet sometime after Scott does, and in some random, lighthearted interview, they ask him what he's looking for in a man. And Shane's just, off-hand like, "Well, he'd have to have at least one Stanley Cup. Obviously." And when he gets a good reaction from that, he keeps going, like "Needs to be amazing at hockey. Definitely needs to be at least an All-Star, if not a captain. Hot too. If he can't bench-press me, I'm not interested."

And it's all in fun, except two days after the interview prints, Ilya Rozanov shows up at his door like "knock, knock. I am here to apply for boyfriend position. Do you need resume? I brought my Stanley Cup ring, just in case."

#heated rivalry #heated rivalry au #hollanov

shillanov

daily reminder to move through the world with the confidence of a white man, specifically, ilya rozanov after his dick pic was left on read and he still proceeded to chase shane’s hole for two years

#heated rivalry #hollanov

rozrozhollander

Shane laughed, which made Ilya’s heart race. What if he’d never heard Shane’s laugh again?

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hollanov

svsssblog

Love this art ❤️

#svsss #shen qingqiu #liu qingge #shang qinghua

palamedeez-nuts

"the most unrealistic thing about project hail mary is that a woman is in charge" WRONG look up the glass cliff. women are much more likely to be promoted to positions of power when things are going poorly and people need a woman to blame. she refers to herself as the "world's whipping boy." the person put in the position to have to commit ecological and humanitarian crimes of that scale in order to save the earth would only ever be a woman.

#project hail mary #eva stratt

ceruleana

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

themoonandmyman

Sveta also ate Ilya’s ass btw. Fingered him when sucking his cock and he loved it <3

hollanoveau

#heated rivalry #heated rivalry headcanon

micromontage

We have so little time

starjasmines

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

shane-bug

silly hollanov :3

#heated rivalry #hollanov #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #fanart #svetlana vetrova #rose landry

quietwingsinthesky

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

glossyibis

Taking a nap together 😴

#thousand autumns #yanshen #yan wushi #shen qiao #fanart

delsicle

I never got to post this at the height of my bratva posting but a mainstay vision of mine is Ilya has two eight-pointed stars tattooed on his knees. These are a traditional Russian gang/prison tattoo given to vor v zakone, or high-ranking criminals. the tattoos likely would have been given to him by another member of the family either when he became pakhan or shortly before. as is tradition, they are on his knees to symbolize he commands respect and will get on his knees for no one

so of course it goes crazy fucking hard when he gets down on his tattooed knees to blow Shane for the first time.

delsicle

Actually you know what I am in fact still thinking about this…

“Do you know what these mean?”

Shane sat on the edge of Ilya’s bed, the other man standing in front of him with his fingers laced through the hair on the back of Shane’s head. With a small push, Ilya sent Shane’s gaze downwards, towards the long, strong lines of Ilya’s bare legs. Shane’s eyes eventually settled on the eight-pointed stars tattooed on each of Ilya’s knees.

Of course Shane knew what they meant. In the weeks before he started his assignment, he had poured over every file available on bratva activity in Canada and the States, including hundreds of labeled photos of tattooed men. He knew that skulls meant a murder conviction, the Virgin Mary indicated being in prison from a young age, and stars…

“I don’t know, no,” Shane said, shaking his head. Ilya smiled, rubbing his fingers over the back of Shane’s head.

“You know Svetlana?” Ilya asked. “Her father gave these to me, a few days before my father died. The stars are for authority, and they are here…”

He tapped the skin of his knees, one after the other.

“To show I will get on my knees to no one. These will never be hidden.”

Ilya pulled on Shane’s hair again, sending his gaze back up to Ilya’s face.

“A little stupid, yes? I think they’re a little old fashioned, but it’s tradition.”

Ilya leaned in, kissing Shane quickly before he pulled back, dropping his fingers from Shane’s hair.

“I tell you this so you understand what it means, what I am about to do.”

Ilya sank to his knees, the ink on his skin suddenly hidden in the carpet. He reached forward, pulling at Shane’s waistband, flicking his eyes upwards to meet his gaze again.

“You are very important man,” Ilya grinned. “To bring a pakhan to his knees.”

#heated rivalry #heated rivalry au #hollanov