Mels

Fuck it ya know

[gaytotodile]

i just really wanna suck a cock rn fuck

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

You can get the same sensation by sucking a hotdog warmed in a microwave for 15 seconds

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

[sparkga]

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

I've seen some of the men you all date. The smell will be the same.

[professorevilbadpaingiver]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

there's somethig magical about people on nextdoor vehemently defending possums

[guerrillatech]

[sedoretu]

omg that’s not even all of it

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Petition to fold Chile in half so it gobbles up the UK in one bite like Ms. Pacman

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the whiplash of these notes

[headspace-hotel]

Reading the notes like

[headspace-hotel]

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

[tikkety-tok]

this man isnt allowed on americas got talent bc all the contestants would leave

[guccixcucci]

My mom taught me to exaggerate my pain so that doctors would take me seriously and all I'm saying is that it hasn't failed me yet

[guccixcucci]

Listen. If you're a Black Woman you absolutely should exaggerate your pain.

We're dying because these doctors refuse to take us seriously. If you feel like something is off exaggerate it until they test for it. We've gotta advocate for ourselves

[sinfulnoodle]

Seriously yall. Doctors would rather you be in pain than have to actually diagnose you. Some doctor stans gon be mad but damn if it took 10 years for them to successfully diagnose my mom after she was telling them textbook recounts of what she was experiencing and if it took 8 years for my aunt experiencing terrible indescribable pain in her stomach that they could have EASILY xrayed her for to which they actually did after literal fuckin years of her crying they found that the last operator on her left shit in her stomach. Then yes doctors don't fucking care aboht patients anymore. Its a money business and you're a dollar sign to them. May be some legit ones out there but in my experience its been "you're fine, heres some shit that won't help." Because nothing fuckin changes.

[guccixcucci]

So many stories of people having to see 3,4 different doctors with the same symptoms just to get someone that'll run all the tests so they can get a diagnosis

[afronerdism]

I had all the classic symptoms of Multiple sclerosis 4 years ago. I mean textbook symptons. A disease which has no cure and which best hope is to get on treatment as soon as you see symptoms to delay or stop disease progression.

I went to my doctor after the er discharged me with “stress” and said “help my face is numb and I’m scared. He looked at me in my face and said “well what do you want me to do about it?” I had to beg to see a neurologist. The neurologist refused to let me speak and told me I was just stressed and refused to schedule me for an mri. Had she done that they would have found lesion on my brain.

4 years later I have now 2 lesions on my brain consistent with MS. I only found a doctor willing to take me seriously by happenstance after being hospitalized and refused a surgery that I would need anyway a few short months later. While on the hospital I was dismissed and refused pain medication unless I was literally screaming.

Fuck these doctors. Advocate for yourself hard.

[cwicseolfor]

“I want to copies of your documentation in my records of the symptoms I have reported and what actions were taken to respond to them.”

[everythingfox]

“The music fits quite nicely for this little guy”

(Source)

[howelljenkins]

when i was in fourth grade i was in the gifted program and they let us go to the library more often which meant we had more chances to take the accelerated reader tests and get points and whoever reached a certain threshold got to go to chuck e. cheese so i‘d go around asking ppl i knew had a hard time reading what their logins were and sneak in to take tests for them so they could go to chuck e. cheese too. i got caught and they didn’t let me go to chuck e. cheese but it was worth it fuck you

[howelljenkins]

that’s why we all need to LIE and CHEAT

[chuck-e-cheese-official]

We love your heroics! We’re gonna deal with whoever caught you.

[howelljenkins]

CHUCK E CHEESE OFFICIAL??

[stability]

[knifenymph]

change does not come from a place of comfort

[aquareaper3]

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

[homofied]

[everythingfox]

“The music fits quite nicely for this little guy”

(Source)

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[whirlybirbs]

[spongebobgifs]

[poisonseaurchins]

[bad1dimagines]

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

[sakodumb]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL

[catlips001]

[miileskine]

this is the realest shit i’ve ever read

[miileskine]

all the french in the notes are like

[carnival-phantasm]

Good

[imp]