black with low white spotting (this cat has vitiligo)
@elodieunderglass Something that might fit your Leucism Channel
It’s such a striking cat!

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
occasionally subtle
NASA
Phantogram Three
The Bowery Presents
cherry valley forever
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Game of Thrones Daily
EXPECTATIONS
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
noise dept.
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@creamsicles-r-delicious
black with low white spotting (this cat has vitiligo)
@elodieunderglass Something that might fit your Leucism Channel
It’s such a striking cat!
i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species
it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that
May I offer to you,
I love the hamster mice but I think we need to discuss the term “wizard high,” something I have never heard before but is incredibly evocative
Why does he need a- … oh
This woman always feeds a squirrel, and that squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie for her.
He is my perfect child.
imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster
It’s him,,,
Ted Talker
"you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel" girl i am living that balsamic life, that's the mommy down there at the bottom.
#are you havinf a stroke or am i i can NOT understand this
Balsamic vinegar is made by aging a reduced grape syrup in barrels with "mother", which is a kind of bacterial slime that develops naturally in the vinegar over time. True balsamic vinegar goes through a very particular process of aging it in a series of smaller and smaller barrels, transferring it from one barrel to the next either every year, or every few years, depending on the process, and then adding fresh syrup to the largest barrel and continuing the process. The slimy film that forms on the insides of the barrels is the mother, and due to the increased concentrations over the years, the mother in the smallest barrel is most potent, and is sometimes partially removed and used to seed new batches of vinegar, so production can be expanded. Scraping the mother from the bottom of the barrel is how you multiply the goodness, the sweetness, and the quality of your balsamic.
If you've ever bought a bottle of apple cider vinegar and thought "what's that cloudy stuff at the bottom?", that's the mommy <3
This is also a part of what makes a high quality balsamic, well, high quality. And part of what makes it expensive. Good quality balsamic is all about age, both the age of the batch itself, and the age of the mother that seeds it. Balsamic has to be at least 12 years old, but you can age it much longer, and many places do. As for the mother, that requires literal lifetimes. Some of the oldest balsamic producing families in Modena have mothers that have been kept alive for centuries, passed down through the generations to seed new batches year after year after year, hundreds of years over. The bacterial cultures develop unique and incredible flavors in this time, and you can really taste it in the end product. It's the kind of flavor and quality only age can offer.
we have entered laika's autism zone. u will learn food and cooking facts, whether you want to or not.
I wanna go vinegar tasting in Modena.
A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.
Do you like the wheel of the sky
Well I like that it doesn't take 5 minutes to scroll past.
TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….
this is how we should generate power for cities
contextual storytelling from that sign in the back
muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer
I need a little help here
me decoding and reading the message
I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.
I was, but I was very much not disappointed.
honestly about half way i went from "hmm cat bed" to "nahh cat would fuck it up" but still wasnt ready
Everyone's so upset about what's going on on my normal and functional space ship.
Excellent you can join ranks with that one doctor who this story made late for surgery
#same#started reading suddenly it was 5 fucking am
Read about my normal and functional spaceship to absolutely destroy your sleep schedule
This happened to me with their (now finished) serial novel Curse Words, and then their (currently unfinished) story Charlie MacNamara, Galactic Ace when I caught up to Curse Words while it was still in progress.
Simply put, it’s just a thing that happens when it comes to reading Derin’s stories.
I've been reliably informed by many, many readers that these stories are specifically crack for ADHD people who usually have difficulty reading and I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. That's such a random demographic.
Look it happens
#cannot start reading it is already Late
Do you have to do surgery tomorrow? No? Then how bad could it be to start reading.
#me watching horror movies: noooo why would you open the door covered in warnings not to do that!#me reading thos blog post: I should start reading time to orbit
You should do it, nothing will go wrong. You are the master of your sleep schedule and will get plenty of rest. It'll be fine.
#I am one sentence in and my suspected adhd brain started to fucking. VIBRATE#what the FUCK#I am so happy and am going to get a normal amount of sleep tonight
Ahaha yes another one
Join the ADHD Reader Army
Congratulations, you did invent time travel after all! Unfortunately, instead of the Soviet moon conspiracy thing, all it’s good for is warping your readers several hours into the future.
... I'll take it.
#why is it always 3:30 when I spot this post
Because that's the ideal time to start reading the story
Congratulations for creating an infohazard for ADHD people specifically
#i'm at work and it's 9am#I should totally read this instead of work right?#what's the worst that could happen?
Yes you should
#stories#ha HA it's 2 in the afternoon and I have very little to do (aside from groceries)#you can't trap me this way I have time to read!
Go on then. You have time for 122 chapters.
#im so tempted to start reading it#but it's 9pm and im worried ill stay up the whole night
All nighters are good for you
#dammit i opened it like an IDIOT and now the sun is coming up#i'm on chapter 28 but i'm going to get FOOD and go to BED
Bed is overrated, grab a snack to munch while you read.
This is evil. I have to sleep before my exam, but I'm really curious now.
(I'm barely a few paragraphs in, I'll be able to stop in time, right?)
of course it'll be fine
oh hey this post is finally on my dash!
checking in to say i read the normal spaceship story all in one night last september & then immediately sent it to my mom like HI HELLO PLZ READ THIS SO I HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT PLZ.
we both give you money on patreon now.
cheers :D 🥂
Thank you so much for your patronage I love money
#seen this post a few times now#i usually move on#today i see it at 3 am#decide to check it out#immeditely able to tell#it will hook me#in the first sentence. somehow.#so i bailed immediately#because i have to get up in five hours.
So you have five entire hours to read! Great!
#first time seeing this and it’s 11:57pm#I’ve got midterms in nine hours i have to be up in six i can Not do this today man#Im certain this will Not replace the near encyclopedic notes this fucking class requires memorized with its adhd indulging contents#no certainly not
Reward for after midterms
time to orbit stop reading: unknown
Unfortunately I don’t trust myself so I don’t dare click that link. Yet. I can tell you’re gonna get me eventually
If you click it and read it now you'll no longer have to resist and you can save energy later
I'm like 30 chapters in and it's consuming my brain
reblogged this six days ago with something about being on chapter 9, I know I was on chapter 51 four days ago, it's now 2:19am and I've been reading for two and a half hours straight, current on chapter 90. sharing this post again to tell everyone to please read the thing bc it's been so long since something has kept me reading until I'm literally seeing the word art shadow effect behind every letter but that's the current state of my vision (yes I am stopping for the night after I post this but):
emphasis on the fact that this is an approximation because I am making this with my compromised vision so that now looks tripled which makes me think I did the visual effect right to make you see what I see right now
anyway read the damn story
I love that you took the time to make this effect to show us instead of going to sleep
it is 2:20 a. of the m. and I have to arise at 7:4tyfucking5. I'm reblogging this for later. I WILL NOT click the link.
no.
no.
What's the worst that could happen.
she’s right
that’s her. the Task Manager
I love watching big dogs teach little dogs the rules. They always have such big "old timer employee giving the intern orientation" energy. They're so businesslike about it. This is their valued junior colleague, they are showing them the break room and the photocopier trick.