Learning about the world.

This is the first blog that I created to try tumblr out. I kind of like to write fiction and stuff. I also love science and try to approach everthing with a scientific approach

[frontmansdefender]

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[anexperimentallife]

[creating-nonsense]

"Life is so brief the world is so big and we have to learn from each other"

That is so awesome of a line and I truly agree.

[acriel]

Ao3: Dear, I'm going to a medical appointment on Friday, could you take care of the children?

Tumblr: Of course, my lovely. How long? One hour, two hours?

Ao3 : Actually... Probably most of the day. The doctor estimated it at 20 hours.

Tumblr: 20 HOURS?!!!

Ao3: It could be less! But, yes. 20 hours give or take.

Tumblr: Must you ?

Ao3: Would you rather have me falling ill and collapsing?

Tumblr: Of course not! But 20 hours... What am I supposed to do with the kids all this time?

Ao3: I don't know, juggling maybe? It seems to be very en vogue nowadays.

[p3arlescent-rose]

Tumblr: You're back already my love.

Ao3: *Blushing* well I didn't want to tell you I'd be back too early or I might've disappointed the kids.

Tumblr: They'll be happy to see you dear.

Ao3: *Being stampeded by said children* Yes, yes they definitely seemed to miss me.

Tumblr: *Watching, amused* They really don't like it when you leave. They've spent all 11 hours and 21 minutes crying to me about it.

Ao3: Well I needed to get my collection tags worked on some time, you must understand they've really been getting on my nerves dear.

Tumblr: Of course my Love.

Ao3: Now come along children, story time.

[creating-nonsense]

This is funny

[anxietyproblem]

[importantcatpics]

[tokkibean]

yk that thing where you finally find the Fix to your plot hole and then realise that your Fix just created a new different plot hole

yeah that feeling its mightily terribly horrendously annoying.

[creating-nonsense]

This especially is prevalent during currency creation for our fantasy worlds. I mean WHY THE F IS ECONOMICS SO DARN CONFUSING.

[starlitkai]

i feel like dr. strange. not in the cool “sorcerer supreme” way, but in the “stuck in a time loop with a demon” way.

so i’m dr. strange, the demon is my inability to write this novel, and we’re just locked in the same endless loop together.

[creating-nonsense]

Well the same is true for me but it's my Engineering Mathematics assignment that I for some reason keep avoiding

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

wait

[definitely-not-a-plant]

and we could call it something like... murder note.. or something.. Kill note.. die note... we can workshop it later

[nabil-babbles]

Hmm perhaps a passing note? Or... or maybe a death note... yes... that has a nice ring to it.

[creating-nonsense]

Maybe we can write a story about it.... Maybe it could be a manga?

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

[neopolitanfox]

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

[trojanhorse8-2]

No they aren’t.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

[trojanhorse8-2]

OK yes they are.

[mr-deep-downer]

Dog

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Dog

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

[zarabithia12365-deactivated2022]

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

[birdsareblooming]

yeah they’re fluffye

[dacavendishtime]

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

[birdsareblooming]

checkmate athiests

[ajarofpickledtears]

fluffye

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

[stele3]

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

[lemon-badgeress]

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

[findingfeather]

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

[theknightlywolfe]

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

[thebelovedlion]

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

[porcupine-girl]

Tags via @jenroses

[gabyluvsxena]

sharks are smooth dogs

[grubby-gerblin]

BEHOLD, a SHARK

[bamboozled-bumblefuck]

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

[creating-nonsense]

This is the exact reason why I'm on tumblr GIVE ME MORE!

(But seriously the arguments here are so fun)

[veronicaleighauthor]

[creating-nonsense]

It's always suffer. We have no choice... Because the character development must take place.

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[kppigpen]

I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that.

But I can turn lights on and off in the house and he's fairly certain I'm just not applying myself properly here.

[dr-paine]

You know damn well that can't just stay in the tags

[creating-nonsense]

Oh I found this. Lucky me.

[himboskywalker]

I love how Yoda’s first inclination when Luke crashes into his self imposed exile is to just absolutely fuck with him. He proceeds to rummage through his shit and pester him and beat his droid with a stick and talk nonsense while stealing his food and when Luke is understandably testy with him Yoda turns to Obi-Wan’s force ghost and goes this fuck ass kid is an impatient bitch just like his dad.

[creating-nonsense]

I can imagine Yoda doing that thinking this....

[kittydealer]

u/Aniruddha_Panda

[creating-nonsense]

I'm gonna give him a mini fist bump

[infinite-arson]

One like = one smooch on his little head

One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes

[creating-nonsense]

He shall do the right thing with the launch codes

[clairelutra]

the problem with water is like. it's the cleaning fluid right. that's the obvious part. you stop drinking and you stop peeing and your kidneys are like ough. ough. ough. ough. but you don't die. unless you're not drinking anything At All and not eating watery food either. so all it is is you pee less but you're okay. kind of.

BUT THEN when it gets too hot it starts being the coolant! and suddenly there are so many ways it can get out! you have so many sweat glands and so much skin and they all need to be cooled down before you DIE.

but then. you realize the least obvious one. it's the transmission fluid. it's the fucking transmission fluid. you can't transmit SHIT without your fliud. which is still fucking water somehow.

so now you're LEAKING your transmission fluid out of every goddamn pore and your kidneys are like hey. gimme that cleaning fluid cmon dude. while your pores are like ITS COOLANT. NEED COOLANT. FOR THE FIRE. NEED MORE COOLANT. SO MUCH FIRE. KILL IT. KILL IT MORE. MORE COOLANT. and then. the rest of you. that uses all that fluid to transmit things. it's like hey. hey. hey what the fuck.. i need that. hello? can anyone hear me? hello? it's so dark in here..

and then you drink more water or you die.

[creating-nonsense]

The best depiction of death by dehydration I've seen on the internet

[condemnedouthouse]

This was dude after hitting the wall

[creating-nonsense]

Cause you're an omnivore my friend and the portal supports only herbivores

[wolfteethe]

[spyglassrealms]

Fun fact: in Astra Planeta canon, biomaterials are the backbone of interstellar trade for this exact reason! One can find basic materials like water, carbon, and even heavy metals anywhere in the universe, meaning even tungsten is relatively commonplace. But the complex chemistry inherent to life as a whole tends to produce a wide variety of miracle materials with very convenient properties given specific conditions, and that stuff is quite rare! You can get platinum from any telluric world or asteroid, but trading in genuine gravity-grown bamboo? THAT'S where the money is. Better yet, start yourself a spider ranch in Mariner Valley, Mars, because spider silk is one of the most valuable materials in the universe!

[creating-nonsense]

This really is interesting I might give them a try