Part Time Artist, Full Time Nerd

Xe/They mainly Genderfluid artist sharing a messy patchwork of their interests with the world (rp blog!!!).

[clowndensation]

he has 2 electrons... who? the boy reading this...

[shocked--kwarrtz]

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[creative-corvisquire]

@kitt-kat-foe :]

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[thewarblerrr]

American Coots have crazy lobed toes incase you didn’t know

[deadgenerations]

in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.

A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement

[lumsel]

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

[the-tao-of-fandom]

These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them

Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is

Further info for those interested

[pnwnativeplants]

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

[traegorn]

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[catchyvideos]

OP shootingcanons on TikTok

[anxietyproblem]

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[marinaling]

@kitt-kat-foe Kitt!! It is just like the pretty creature tail in your image!! This is for youuuuu!

[kitt-kat-foe]

This is looking so cool so far! :D

[vimbry-moved]

“wow, look! volcanoes! isn’t this neat? what do you think we should name this place?”

guy making it really obvious he doesn’t want to be here:

[homunculus-argument]

I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.

[herrnethar6]

I actually did that in one Vampire: The Masquerade game. Every NPC had motive and opportunity to turn against the others, and the PCs got tasked with finding the traitor/killer.

The Twist: I hadn't decided who it was in the end, and just made whoever the players' prime suspect was into the next victim. It was one of the best games I've ever run, and the players had lots of fun racing the killer that seemed to just be a few steps ahead of them.

[moonshoesmargo]

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

[moonshoesmargo]

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

[parakeet]

huge fan of the snow pigeon. reminds me of a wood pigeon with a sweater on because its oh so Colds outside

[jetix]

2026-03-08

[catchymemes]

[iridescent-wildlife]

Purple Gallinule (Porphyrio martinica). Family Rallidae, order Gruiformes.

This little guy was so funny to watch. It flew out from the reeds and landed on some lily pads, and kept trying to walk on them and just kept sinking LOL.

Brazoria, Texas, USA. April 2026.