creeb

im 22

[fizzytrashcan]

[ycable]

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

[badnightbrian]

[sunburnt-brian]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how it feels to decline when the self-checkout kiosk asks to round up fourteen cents to support homeless veterans

[64mpg]

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing

[dogpuppy]

[cherries-coffee-joints]

[playthings2007]

Teacher: Ok class today we're gonna do away with it entirely

Kid named living as an inversion of it:

[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[senatortedcruz]

he doesn't have instagram and hasn't updated his facebook since 2019 so i've been beating it to some linkedin pics of him speaking at a conference

girl

[afroesoteric]

I don’t have abandonment issues I have abandoner issues because I love leaving yay leaving

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[parakeet]

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

[ozempicofficial]

[duncebento]

maybe it sound pretentious to you cos u be watchin bluey only