I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced
How could you forget this classic?
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Three Goblin Art
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Misplaced Lens Cap
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One Nice Bug Per Day

Kiana Khansmith
Stranger Things

Origami Around
AnasAbdin

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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@cringecentral
I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced
How could you forget this classic?
cursed emojis that no one asked for but I don’t care
free to use!
I have an addiction.
free to use!
who needs coherent words when you have cursed emojis
free to use!!!
@queenie-meanie
OP These are genuine works of art and belong on a gallery wall somewhere (I especially like the NOmoji with the O as their mouth and “looking disrespectfully”)
girl fuck astrology how many siblings do you have and what’s their gender in what order
I don’t trust u if you’re an only-child (y’all can’t deal with conflict) or a guy with no sisters (self-explanatory)
my last game is actually overwatch haha… wbu?
I'm set. Just played minecraft. :3
oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy
Not even for sexy reasons for me, I’d just be too polite and assume good will. No goth person has ever done me wrong.
I would invite them in without suspecting, but as soon as I realized that they were a vampire all bets would be off. I'd probably be like "Bro, you really think I'm going to care? Just go for it. Wait, do you need like a specific setup? Should I go shower first? I ate garlic recently, would that hurt you too much?"
Scenes I need...
Peter Parker: -on meeting Loki, offers his hand- Hi, I’m Peter!
Loki: -shakes his hand- Loki of Asgard.
Peter: Aren’t you like…a bad guy?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.
Peter: So like…on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like…killing puppies, and one being I’ll spit on your hotdog…where are you right now?
Loki: …maybe a three?
Peter: Cool. Lemme know if it gets above a six.
Loki: -thinking- I like him.
It had been a joke, a flippant line, but somehow, Loki found himself taking the youth up on it.
It was hard living around these heroic Avengers, hard trying to stay close to Thor. And when he felt his need for mischief rise too high, when he felt exasperation with these Midgardians turn too close to spite, he would casually say “Six.” to the young man, or sometimes “Seven.”
And Peter would spend the rest of his day with Loki. He would badger him with questions about magic, or drag him across his beloved city to see its entertainments, or take him along stopping petty crimes. He grounded Loki to the here and now, and distracted him from the churning, jagged shards of ice in his mind.
WE NEED LOKI AND PETER FICS
Stark’s brat had a system. It had been amusing, at first glance, especially when “killing puppies” was apparently a higher level of evil than trying to take over the world. It had risen and fallen - two, five, one. There were honestly good days.
It took some time before a truly bad day came up.
After a difficult battle, the Captain was being particularly sanctimonious, his team following suit. Even Stark made biting comments.
Loki could scream.
“Spider-man,” he said as calmly as he could. The young man glanced up, having been tying up some of their enemies a few yards away.
“Seven.”
“… okay, guys, I’m going to head out with Loki for the rest of the day. Don’t need us for debrief, yeah?”
“Sure,” Stark shrugged, glancing between the two of them oddly. Loki wasn’t entirely sure what the plan was. They went in civilian clothes to a small café.
“I wasn’t paying attention, so whatever was said, I don’t agree,” Peter began. “But that’s not what I’m here for. So. When you teleport, how does that work? Is it harder with longer distances? Or is knowledge of the place more helpful?” Loki blinked, but explained. It led to a discussion of magical theory. Peter (Loki still called him Parker aloud, but the child and even his young friends grew on him in time) was eager and curious, comparing what he knew from Strange and fantasy books to Loki’s knowledge. It was admittedly fascinating to see how many versions of sorcery humans had created by mere imagination. He was definitely amused by the elves and dwarves of Lord of the Rings.
Sometimes Peter tentatively asked about Strange and Maximoff, if they were doing similar things. Never if Loki was at an 8 or above though.
“Strange is like a child prodigy. He’s good, picks the practical parts up well. He even got the jump on me - but he has not had as much time to study as me. He’s a student where I am a master. Maximoff is incredibly powerful and incredibly lucky, but she does not have much training at all.” Sometimes conversation turned to music, animals, current events.
Peter was good. It was odd, how Loki became so sure of the fact so quickly.
After the conversations, often accompanied with food or a walk, he was always down to a 3 or so. Which made Peter an important person.
So the next time Peter was in trouble and the Avengers were indisposed, Loki was not the least bit surprised that he was not the only one ready to tear someone apart for the kid. Two men in red - one with horns, one with guns and swords - a young girl with cat-shaped blasters on her hands, and the Captain’s assassin friend. Loki curled his lips and muttered:
“For anyone that harms you? 10.”
IT GOT MORE SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW IT AND IM IN LOVE
also, the fact we get Daredevil, Deadpool, Shuri, and James teaming up with Loki to protect Peter? I AM HERE FOR ALL THIS HELLS YES
(I thought I didn’t have anything to add but I do)
It was just after noon on a Saturday when Loki got a text from Peter, all it said was
‘8, I’m at home′
Peter had never used their number system for himself before.
Loki had promised the boy’s aunt he would not teleport into their home and while he’d had every intention of honouring that promise, this was definitely an exception.
When Loki materialized in Peter’s room, his friend was pacing, angry and red-faced. Loki had never seen Peter furious before.
Peter began shouting when he saw Loki, ‘Men are scum! Irredeemable, horrible, crappy, scummy scum!’
‘Thank you for telling me, Peter.’ Loki said, sitting down on Peter’s bed. ‘Any particular men inspiring this diatribe?’
Peter grabbed a pillow off his bed and screamed into it, ‘There’s a guy at Aunt May’s work who’s harassing her and she says I need to stay out of it and let Human Resources do their jobs and he’s a creep and he’s making May feel creeped out and… I don’t know what to do.’
Loki blinked. Of all the people Peter could have gone to, he had chose Loki.
‘Thank you, for telling me this. Although I’m not sure how I can be of help.’
Peter flopped down onto the bed next to Loki, ‘You’re my friend and you’re an adult. And I wasn’t sure who else to talk to.’
Loki flopped back next to Peter, it seemed appropriate. ‘If Human Resources doesn’t sort this out to your satisfaction, I can turn this person into a goat.’
Peter giggled, ‘An ugly, stupid goat?’
‘Any kind of goat you like,’ Loki replied.
this is suddenly the most important thing in the world and i want to personally hug everyone in this thread.
Loki, of course, had never been good at not meddling, so a few days after Parker’s crisis of conscience a stunningly beautiful woman with long black hair and a seemingly inexhaustible supply of black and green business wear got a job in the accounting department. Of course, inevitably the attention of a certain “creep” turned to the new arrival, even as HR’s investigation ticked away agonizingly slowly, he grew quite eager, even bold and was last seen following the lady in black and green as she walked home one Friday night. He never did return to work, but the lady in black and green returned bright and early on Monday morning, smiling as always. It was refreshing Loki found, the intricate challenge of maintaining a “cover identity” as Romanoff called it, it gave him something to occupy his mind with during downtime. May of course figured it out, a little slower than she’d thought she would, but the real surprise was the first question Parker’s guardian had asked her, no “Is it you?” or “What are you doing here?”, instead the first question had been a frank “When did YOU learn accountancy?” She blinked, momentarily off balance, before smiling once more and answering, “Do you know, in many ancient Norse cultures, numbers were considered a form of magic? And specifically a woman’s rightful form of magic”
2021 looks bright!!!
Galactic stick cookies?
Swan stick war
Bed acceptance bimbo
Galactic warm bed..
Tuna war never…….
Bimbo swan weed
Galactic… aliens……. bed…………………..
Galactic Adventures Wee
GALACTIC BUG LOL
… I am not on board.
Chalupa Gala Never
Why is there never going to be a Chalupa Gala in 2021? I need answers.
hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’
so pls reblog this and comment in the tags the meaning behind your icon and why you chose it. this is a social experiment. do it for science pls.
pov: you’re lost at walmart, and ask this young man where the vegetables are located, but his coworker comes up to you and starts laying down some sick beats about bell peppers
~ mod kk.
The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.
You know EVENTUALLY they’re going to get hit with the magical equivalent of being snowed in together, right?
is
is that not the point
next paradox -faeries have power over those who eat fey food -vampires have power over those they feed on even should the vampire successfully bite the faerie theyre still at square one
Schrodinger’s hospitality rules
Enemies to lovers?
"Lay all your love on me" slaps 24/7/365. It opens like a hymn. It turns into a bop. It makes you feel empowered and frenzied. That song is invigorating.
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Tweets by brian david gilbert ( @briamgilbert ):
this week, jonah and i discovered our new favorite sub-genre is "MUSIC FOR BEING CHASED WITHIN A CASTLE." it has two components:
gothic elements
dance beat
currently the best example is ABBA's "Lay All Your Love On Me"
BDG responding to himself:
a seasonal reminder that if you need a good playlist for a halloween party, might I suggest CASTLE CHASE MUSIC?
[A photoshopped CD cover, featuring BDG in the foreground, the title "castle chase music" in a medieval-style font, and BDG in the background, coming out of a castle door wearing a long dark robe, with a huge sword in hand.]
I just pictured people dancing as they were running/chasing the other dancing person. Just... Dracula, hearing the music coming on and going "oh shit its Abba. I can't just not dance guys." The person just looks at the vampire and goes, "nah, that's fair. I can multitask."
The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.
The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit.
One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view
They’re supposed to be working on a typical coming-of-age story but after living with the Addams for just a week the project is becoming a horror-Gothic-romance
They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red pen
and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free
In the same vein, half the them have to turn into exceptional fencers, because Gomez just doesn’t give a shit, and if he sees you in the library, its fucking Sword Fighting Time.
Fester and Pugsley find out one of the college students is trying to get into chemistry and woo boy, there has never been a faster study of how to counter various acidic chemical reactions due to “water” balloons in campus history.
Morticia and Grammy are keeping the horticulturalists on their toes with their Black Tulip/Rose hybrids, which can flick their barbs a foot away from their stem system. But it’s fine, one of the kids has managed to breed Aloe with the anti venom.
Lurch makes sandwiches for everyone who’s too much of a coward for Grammy’s cooking. Any music major will find him looming over them, utterly stone faced as they practise until they finish, when he’ll smile, and slowly applaud.
And the spookiest thing of all
Wednesday and Thing will find your thesis. They will critique it in every way imaginable.
There is no escape.
I especially love the idea of Gomez spotting a student in the library, throwing a sword at a startled student, shouting, “En garde!” and lunging at him/her with a sword of his own.
Student (later in life), when asked how she jumps from quietly doing research to handling a sudden influx of ER cases so quickly and easily, says, “When you have to snap out of deep concentration on biochem to fight for your life then get back to biochem without losing your train of thought…you learn or you die.”
This has made me laugh so hard-
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Protective bean.
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Cerberus Dog Costumes
Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet
Persephone, drunk crying: I don’t have enough hands!!!
I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.
I think these would guarantee return bookings. Loving the elephant.
I worked in a hotel for a year. Hotel staff LOVE silly requests because otherwise our job is just mundane. It gives the front desk a chance to do something creative.
aaaa this is so lovely
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now
its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement.
Spiderman pulls his phone out during the middle of a fight and is like “Things aren’t going very well, can you come pick me up?” and less than ten minutes later the Prowler crashes his motorcycle into the Green Goblin’s face.
I’ve never thought of “my 13yo nephew went and became a superhero so I guess I’m helping him out now” as a villain redemption arc before but now it’s everything I need in life.
I love this. So much. I’m just picturing things like the cellphone footage. Like there’s tons of videos and pics of Spider-Man because Miles is a personable kid and then there’s these cryptid like sightings of Prowler coming out of nowhere to save Miles’ ass. Like shaky cam video of Goblin kicking Spidey around and then out of nowhere tHERE’S A MOTORCYCLE FLYING INTO GOBLIN’S FACE. The camera swings around only to see the flare of a cape and Spidey is nowhere to be seen.