Not Scarlet Eyes

Ayyyyyy lmao it's Chris n shit

[fzlee]

[2000ish]

omg

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Video games don’t have to have good graphics to be good:

Video games don’t have to be about combat to be good:

Video games don’t have to be linear to envelop players in their worlds:

Video game bosses don’t have to be difficult to be fun:

Video games don’t have to lack color simply because they are “post-apocalyptic”:

Video games can have lighthearted art design and still carry deeply dark themes:

Rethink video games.

But also don’t think that dark games can’t be beautiful in their own way:

Or that difficult bosses can’t be fun: 

Don’t that games with combat in them can’t be light hearted:

Or that violent games can’t also be silly:

Don’t think that playing the game competitively ruins the fun:

Or that dreary, colourless, post apocalyptic games hold any less story value:

Just because a game or playstyle isn’t good, or beautiful to you, doesn’t mean its any less valuable to someone else who does appreciate it. At the end of the day, it makes someone happy, and thats the greatest value of any art form.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Oh, hey! This is the best addition to my post after 100k notes! <3

[manwiththesquidhat]

Games don’t have to be in development to be cancelled

[jehovahhthickness]

Lmaoooooo

[chickenwraith-deactivated202403]

like shooting fish in a barrel

[spiderworries]

Emoji rating: Mermaid emoji

I actually really like her! Apple’s love of shading really makes her look 3D. The skin tone is very yellow, but there are other skin tone variations and the yellow makes the other colors pop. Her anatomy isn’t horribly botched, and I like that I can see individual scales. I love her hair. 10/10 a beautiful mermaid

One of her arms is way too long. There’s no way that seashell bra could ever stay up. Her tale has a border, but she doesn’t. Google’s simplistic style isn’t working. 5/10 I know you can do better

What happened to her? Very very angular. Not the smooth, sleek mermaid I wanted. Black border looks Bad. Boring color scheme. 2/10 very bland

Looks kind of like they traced apple’s emoji and made it more boring. Still, a good pose. That seashell bra still defies physics and looks hella uncomfortable. 7/10 mermaids need back support too

She’s very cute! Traditional color scheme, but not horrible! Could use more personality. Give her a better bra. 7/10

This is truly disgusting. Too simplistic. Tail looks limp and algae-covered. Is she okay? 3/10 bra design is ok and it’s still better tham Microsoft.

Now this is a MERMAID. I love the hair. She’s very dynamic. The end of the tail actually looks to be the right size, which I appreciate. There’s no horrible seashell bra! The only thing that’s a little bit weird is her eyes, which make her look very manevolent, but I am HERE for it. 11/10

This is an even worse bra offender. This mermaid looks like she’s trying to seduce an entire cruise ship. I appreciate the fact that she’s doing the traditional job, but did you have to make her sit like that? It bothers me. Mermaids don’t have asses. 5/10 decent design I guess

There’s a such thing as too much gradient. I feel like I’m in 2010. I like the pointy ears and the fact that she’s on a rock. 5/10.

0/10.

[shadovvlurking]

all animal crossing characters are gay because they all talk like ‘dlsfkghdlskfghsdlkfgj’

[professorsparklepants]

Why is this formatted like it’s supposed to be a haiku

[100gecs]

[sumetal]

[doctorvisit]

[poikaboo]

[todes-randoms]

The fact that holy water can be used on every character in smash proves that all of them have committed sin.

[maxknightley]

First of all, holy water doesn’t burn sinners - who, in traditional Catholic doctrine, are “essentially every living being” anyway - it burns that which is by nature unholy, which is a distinct thing.

Since the Belmonts are presumably hurt by holy water as well, in a mirror match, and their bloodline presumably remains uncompromised by demonic or undead taints of any kind, we may therefore assume that either 1) some kind of demonic presence or aura - perhaps the “Shadow Bugs” canonically extracted from Mr. Game & Watch? - affects all members of the Smash Bros. roster, or 2) the vials are designed to ignite on any impact, not just on contact with the undead.

Second, everyone questioning why Pit or Palutena would be affected is a damned fool, as they’re pagan entities and thus would have no immunity to holy implements and artifacts rooted in an Abrahamic religion, duh

[tamamita]

Actually all of them committed the cardinal sin of Tax evasion

[kef-meister]

@enecoo

All of them? Are you sure?

[pr1nceshawn]

Stop Clickbait.

[alicesloane13]

wholesome and healing

[homoremedy]

God’s work

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[areslinkysart]

I could use that.

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[tracknumber06]

Here we come 10.

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

[bifrostiron]

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

[fangusklot-deactivated20191109]

Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team

[patchoulism]

[fangusklot-deactivated20191109]

yea these exact fucking pictures

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[feminists-against-feminism]

God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

[weirddyke]

nothing fills me with dyke rage more than an ugly man dating a beautiful woman i know that’s shallow but it’s just how i am. i also just get mad about men dating women in general because none of them are deserving

[tetraterezi]

Same. Few males deserve to be near a woman let alone wreck her life and body.

[tooiconic]

Some women don’t like pussy, Janice.

[dragonkyng]

[klubbhead]

These bitches be crazy

[kyonko802-deactivated20181217]

Lesbincels

[crisdean]

We've... officially come full circle...

[everydaylouie]

[everythingstartsfromsomething]

This is weirdly cute and enchanting