I'm Not Meisterious, I'm Kef

Human Dude | He/Him | They/Them | Dutch (Dutch) | Duke of Puns | Sentient Shitpost | ಠ╭╮ಠ

[kef-meister]

2025 Intro

Would you take a look at that. Pretty pathetic, huh.

Well you'll never believe this but that llama you're looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being: that guy was on Tumblr.

That's right. He stole his shoelaces from the president.

This is his story. Well actually my story. That's right. I'm that llama.

The name is Kef-Meister. Welcome to my realm of jests and japes. There will also be no survivors.

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On March 19th 2025 at a bit past 3 PM I was banned from tumblr for the crime of having uncensored anime boobies on a side-blog I hadn't used since 2018. On March 25th 2025 at 8 PM I got my tumblr account back, but the entire side-blog has been deleted. A sad day for hentai apologists everywhere.

That said, I stopped being a llama. I am still here and I'm going to continue making that everyone's problem.

Introduction? Yeah. I am:

Kef-Meister. Always have been (call me Kef);

old. "late last century" old;

active on Bluesky;

an internet and Tumblr veteran;

a Mod for a delightful VTuber called Clara Dogford.

[Please follow her on Bluesky and Twitch etc. thanks]

Also, I: have a self-proclaimed PhD in Comedy; love the TMNT; love Nintendo's Metroid series more than anyone else I know; am multilingual enough for it to be impressive. :)

My current views are my own, my old posts are made by Kef-from-many-years-ago and are not valid receipts. Do you even remember the stuff you've done many years ago? No. okay maybe you do when you try and get some sleep but that's a skill issue tbfh /lh

Okay be nice now I love you bye.

[prokopetz]

Drawing some kind of fucked up frankenstein and giving it finer stitching so everyone knows it's a girl fucked up frankenstein.

[jessiewithaj]

me, stunted 12 year-old whose only representation of trans women had been ace ventura and jokes about shemale prostitutes, "well, i guess when i'm like, 40, and everyone i have any obligation to is dead, i can get a bunch of sex change surgeries and fuck gross men for money. but at least i'll kinda look like a girl."

real transfem representation really could've saved me a solid 15-20 years.

[jessiewithaj]

this feels particularly relevant with the global push to chase minors off social media. none of it is about protecting kids, it's about control. it's about cutting off vulnerable, marginalized, young people whose only opportunity to learn more about their own gender and sexuality--and find other people who are like them--is through social media platforms.

queer, particularly trans representation hasn't come all that far in 20 years. maybe there's less blatant transphobia, but there sure as hell isn't any widespread positive representation. we have multiple generations of trans women and men who were only able to explore their identities during adolescence in online spaces. and kids today are being stripped of that.

be wary of any legislation or changes in corporate policy that cites "protecting kids". it's never about protecting anyone, it's about control. there are a lot of parents that'd prefer to keep their kid in the closet 'til it kills them than watch them actually explore their identity.

[indigosfindings]

when tiger met dragon

[indigosfindings]

crouching harry hidden sally

[lovelyscourge]

Went to a bakery and they had a you donut

[redstonedust]

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

[ninebaalart]

Samus Aran [Trans Armor]

In order to have trans rights, you have to fight like hell to keep them

[ereszdnekiperesztegi]

[oww666]

should be shown at every DMV when you get your licence

[gentlesmile2-deactivated2024070]

Always a reblog.

[roger-reblogs]

You learn the basics of this at least when you get forklift certified, but this video is a great demonstration!

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[sexygaywizard]

Recently discovered that Dr Dre's "Keep Their Heads Ringin" matches up uncannily well with the Cardcaptor Sakura OP

[sexygaywizard]

Thank God It's Cardcaptor Sakura Friday

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

[neolagomorph]

why does this sound like it came from a repressed gay war poem

[mysterious-percentage]

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]

[kef-meister]

getting tired of reporting ads clearly advertising nsfw services. I'd rather report the false advertisement where the people fail at drawing the line to protect the dog which is a person sometimes. Unfortunately I am distracted by tumblr doing nothing but banning trans women.

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]