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[byjove]

[cryptotheism]

Dahling you simply must explore the backrooms they're just brimming with all sorts of delightful little entities.

[dragongirlsweetie]

otay mattie let's play rooms together yayyy

[cryptotheism]

Don't you just love the gauche wallpaper? It's so camp- what the fuck is that

[the-haiku-bot]

Don’t you just love the

gauche wallpaper? It’s so camp-

what the fuck is that

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jame7t]

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Devils Hole Pupfish

Cyprinodon diabolis

[jame7t]

Well Ok I like this

[jame7t]

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Devils Hole Pupfish

Cyprinodon diabolis

[jame7t]

Well Ok I like this

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[fworg-dude]

Hello, haiku bot. I am here for your liver. Please do not resist

[the-haiku-bot]

Hello, haiku bot.

I am here for your liver.

Please do not resist

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[humanaaa]

Oh hi! Yeah I wanted to talk to you about something important-but don't worry. When we were leaving yesterday and we were saying bye to my mom, I noticed the background music changed for a bit. I couldn't help but notice- Why was it the romantic song. Why was the romantic song playing when you were talking to my mom. Don't lie to me I know this song I have been the third whell for the main couple for the last months, this show only had the budget for 1 big romance song and its the only one that plays. I know this song by heart. Why was the song playing. Are you trying to- Are you banging my mom.dude. Dude.

[boccher]

surgeon said i can opt for a "backrooms vagina"?

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[nitw]

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

[nitw]

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

[nitw]

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[archiveosorg]

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[homocidalhomosexual]

what pride flag did you get when you liked this post?

rainbow

lesbian

bisexual

pansexual

gay

asexual

aromantic

trans

nonbinary

intersex

Remaining time: 1 day 16 hours

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Woah!!!! I got a regular pride flag and then what seemed to be a mix of the trans flag and the nonbinary and the asexual flags. Cool!

[god-offical]

I have realized that most of my posts on this blog are no longer religious jokes

To make up for this, I will be making a new rainbow, composed of 3 new colors never before seen: Djiuf, Bobbleboob, and Vietnam

Those are the three new colors that’ll be released soon, stay tuned

[god-offical]

To all those wondering what happened to our new colors, we decided to test them on a random person at a random point in time and their head kind of exploded. We here at Heaven would like to profusely apologize to Mr. Kennedy and his family.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[do-not-u-dare]

Do you think bricks would be crunchy if you ate them

i think they would be crumbly and abit sweet