[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[cyberxbattalion]

[that-house]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[escuerzoresucitado]

[teobug]

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

[miiilowo]

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[cherepashkadrabbles]

This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:

He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

[ministarfruit]

go you funky little man go

[hollanderthoughts]

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

[hollanderthoughts]

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

[procrastination-archive]

[deadgenerations]

gonna be completely honest and a bit harsh, I think responding to "giving boys positive male role models and teaching them that men who treat women well are the pinnacle of manhood can help reduce misogyny and violence against women" with "why don't we just eliminate the gender binary though" is stupid as fuck and very discoursebrained.

imagine if I said "we need to create and support programs to provide children with accessible and free high protein/nutrition meals" and you responded with "why don't we just eliminate poverty/capitalism though".

the world isn't full of hypotheticals and ideal moral positions one can hold, it's also full of serious practical problems with immediate and bodily consequences, and mitigating solutions which can be implemented on <5 year timescales...

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[mollyjames]

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank